phantom floater

Someone who takes a huge shit and leaves it for the next person to see.

I went to use the restroom only to find a huge chocolate hot dog in the toilet, I think it was the phantom floater.

by Rbomb04 December 19, 2014

gravy floater

jacks shit account

jacks account is such a gravy floater

by ORRREEEEEEE July 9, 2017

Swy flotter

The act of painting a vagina to look like a Venus fly trap and a penis like a fly and having intercourse. Then when the man is about to cum, the woman swats the penis resulting in cum everywhere, like the mess of swatting a fly. For extra mess, massage the prostate beforehand.

"We did the swy flotter last night, and wow. What a mess!

by Penispietrap September 15, 2018

Fat floaters

When your ankles are so fat that your bones grind together

My fat floaters is so bad that I can’t run

by User77 October 22, 2018

Pie Floater

Getting your pooper eaten simultaneously with receiving a hand job

Yo dude u know that chick I matched with on tinder? she gave me a pie floater last night

by nayfo7 May 12, 2020

Rum Floater

When you got the beer shits real bad, and a big turd floats to the top of the toilet bowl. That's a rum floater.

The bartender at the pool wanted to know if I wanted a "rum floater" in my Pina Colada, but I had the beer shits real bad and already had a rum floater in the shitter just this morning.

by SurlyFurious November 8, 2021

Bloke floater

When you go to a party at a well-known TV personalities house and decide to go for a swim but forget you had been fisted and then you die only to be found a couple of hours later floating face down in a swimming pool

All I said was " Awight ... top, middle ... OR BOTTOM! ' then next minute I've got a bloke floater in my swimming pool!!: raging

Any gear left??

by Le on January 26, 2022