FAFT

Adj. Fat Ass Fat Tits
Common variances include MAMT (medium) and NANT (no)

She got FAFT!

Ohhh she FAFTy

Kim KarFAFTian

Ima pass on that NANT, I got this FAFTy girl hittin me up!

by ELDtony November 25, 2011

flart

Particularly foul flatulence that accompanies a bout of intestinal flu. Generally a contraction of "flu farts".

While Elmer was no longer contagious, everyone left the party early on account of his saprogenic flarting.

by Dimmy Scroggins January 1, 2012

flantastic

If something is Flantastic it is extremely jewish, sticky, and dirty. A flantastic item would be something like a used uncleaned double-dong and doing a flanstastic deed would be like giving yourself or another person the reverse shocker.

If someone is called flantastic it means they are easy, slutty, and/or dirty.

Dude that bitch was so flantastic in bed! She let me use her any way I wanted!!

by BATGOD December 10, 2008

flaptrap

person who is desperate to get laid

She's a flaptrap on pay day.

by Adam Pullman January 7, 2008

flamtabous

Flaming, Fantastic, Fabulose. But better.

OMG becky. those shoes are flamtabous

by Maxisda shixnit June 3, 2008

flartus

Flartus is a word used to define the kind of person who likes to wear pieces of clothing that makes them look ridiculous but they try and pull it off as cool.

''Hey, look at that guy over there who is wearing that stupid net thing as a glove, he's so freakin' flartus man!!"

by KempleNarin March 13, 2009

Flabtard

The state of being both flabby and retarded at the same time.

The short bus didn't make it up the hill because of the number of Flabtards on it.

by Spivnick March 27, 2010