When something not so great happens to ones self. Usually used when it comes to getting rejected.
The shoddy comes from the alternative word for shit; shoddy. The fives comes from a five dollar bill. The phrase in general literally means, a shoddy five dollar bill, but can be molded into everyday life.
The shoddy comes from the alternative word for shit; shoddy. The fives comes from a five dollar bill. The phrase in general literally means, a shoddy five dollar bill, but can be molded into everyday life.
AAron: Man, that chick was so hot, but when i approached her, struck up a conversation, then asked her for her number, she rejected me!
Eric: Shoddy fives bro.
Eric: Shoddy fives bro.
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Get the Five Buroughs mug.At some gentleman's clubs, a $5 tip will get you a dive for five: you're pulled up on stage, your $5 bill is placed over your nose, and the dancer (who is at this point quite naked) straddles your head, grinding her sweet and heavily perfumed pussy on your face. She may also at this point place her mouth on your crotch, forcing warm air through your clothes. At this point if you're lucky, she'll finish it off by rubbing her tits in your face.
Me: ...so I went to the club last night, got a dive for five.
U: wtf is that?
Me: Oh, only the best $5 you'll ever spend, but I'll tell ya, I'll never look at a $5 bill the same way again...
U: wtf is that?
Me: Oh, only the best $5 you'll ever spend, but I'll tell ya, I'll never look at a $5 bill the same way again...
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The (real) five families are Bonanno, Colombo, Gambino, Genovese and Lucchese.
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