Double Fifth Drunk

There is waisted and just drunk out of your mind but this is a whole other level of crazy drunkiness, this is getting so drunk its like you have drank two fifths to yourself. At this drunkin point it seems you are almost completely invisible to cops and any other person that is not the same level of "Double Fifth Drunk" as you are. This is when you are able to top your car out on sketchy roads (while drinking more), drive through parks, shoplift a ridiculous amount of items from stores, rail that girl your swore you would never think about sober.

Shit man i just got done with finals this week I'm getting double fifth drunk for sure tonight!!!

by envizbl May 19, 2011

Carlos The Fifth

noun, adj: the name of a creepy looking candy bar from Mexico, what you call someone that does something in a stupid or a homosexual manner.

Peter: Hey guys, let's go watch My Little Pony.
John: My Little Pony??! Oh god you are such a Carlos The Fifth.

by Stiffy Fedora November 12, 2012

one fifth

Five really cool and unique gals that form a cohesive unit of unconditional friendship

"Woah! who are those BABES that just walked in?"
"oh, you don't know? those are the one fifths. they are pretty rad"

by marianne mcfly December 10, 2009

Juiced to tha fifth

Being really drunk or drunk to the fifth power. Any number can be used depending on the level of drunkenness.

"Man I got juiced to tha fifth last night". "I got juiced to the 6th". "I got juiced squared".

by Lee Byerly February 7, 2006

The Fifth Element

A new retro name for a man's semen.

After I was done she had the fifth element all over her face.

by OSUpickles December 30, 2010

a fifth

Can either mean a fifth of a gallon (750ml) or a fifth of a liter (200ml) of hard liqour. Both are commonly sold at grocery stores in the US.

I want a fifth (200ml) of vokda.

by Social Junker May 23, 2006

plead the fifth

To withhold all information concerning one's actions while in a state of complete intoxication (similar to that which one would be in after consuming a fifth of liquor). Such withholding is an effort to protect one's reputation, but also could be due to the fact that the individual simply drank too much to remember what happened during the time in question.

Dan: "Dude, did you *seriously* hook up with Sandra last night? I thought you hated that bitch."

Steve: "I can't even remember what happened after we left the bar. I'm gonna have to plead the fifth on that one."

by Ti-na-na-na September 11, 2007