Fiddle Dee Fuck

What Scarlett O'Hara would say if "Gone With The Wind" were made in the 21st century instead of 1939.

Mammy: "If you don't care what folks says about this family, I does. I has told you and told you that you can always tell a lady by the way that she eats in front of folks like a bird, and I ain't aimin' for you to go to Mr. John Wilkes's and eat like a fieldhand and gobble like a hog."

Scarlett: "Fiddle Dee Fuck!"

by J-Wi June 17, 2010

Fiddle-Fuck

To screw with something extremely irritating.

You scrambled my rubix cube now O have to fiddle-fuck with it

by Irish Army June 28, 2014

Fiddle

What rednecks call a violin.

Somewhere in Houston, TX
'My, what a nice violin you have there!'
'Viowhat? This here's a fiddle, ma'am.'

by Fruf January 2, 2009

fiddle

to gently rub or play with: tickle

He fiddled my asshole.

by adam February 16, 2005

Kiddie-Fiddler

Derogatory name for a paedophile, or someone who goes for partners of a much younger age.

"Shut it ya kiddie fiddler"

by Kev April 10, 2006

fiddle faddle

What the Ha! Ha! Guy deepfucked your sister for in exchange for a handful.

"Dude, you got any fiddle faddle?"
"Yeah man, I deepfucked your sister for a handful."

by geographyp November 7, 2007

fiddle bucket

used by old men with large foreheads and fanny packs

can replace the words "god dammit"

"FIDDLE BUCKET DOOD"

by laurajoan July 2, 2006