Felonymaxxing refers to jackass individuals, mostly streamers, commit crimes whilst recording and posting them on social media. It’s a portmanteau of the words “felony” and the suffix “-maxxing”, a meme term that means optimising on random shit.
by Sebastian-on-Castle-Hill March 5, 2026
Get the Felonymaxxing mug.1. An individual who accumulates substantial wealth through illegal or unethical means, often flaunting their ill-gotten gains and living a lavish lifestyle.
2. (Informal) A person with an extensive record of felony convictions, suggesting a propensity for serious criminal behavior.
2. (Informal) A person with an extensive record of felony convictions, suggesting a propensity for serious criminal behavior.
1. The felonaire's mansion, complete with a gold-plated swimming pool and a fleet of exotic cars, was a testament to his questionable business practices and complete disregard for tax season.
2. After his latest courtroom escapades, the former politician proudly declared himself the world's first felonaire, having amassed more felonies than campaign promises—both of which, ironically, he never intended to keep.
2. After his latest courtroom escapades, the former politician proudly declared himself the world's first felonaire, having amassed more felonies than campaign promises—both of which, ironically, he never intended to keep.
by Heavypen September 10, 2024
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User 1: *posts video about how much they love Melanie Martinez*
User 2: “ew, felony fartinez supporter”
User 1: “stfu”
User 2: “ew, felony fartinez supporter”
User 1: “stfu”
by Youhavemerethought September 14, 2024
Get the Felony Fartinez mug.A group of individuals threatening in appearance who appear to be participating in illegal activities.
by Fellowwordmaker223 December 12, 2024
Get the Felonious fellas mug.Said when a person is very joyful and optimistic all the time.
A common phrase from places around the Pacific Ocean.
A common phrase from places around the Pacific Ocean.
SpongeBob: "Hmm, what's a felony?"
Squidward: "Being too darn happy all the time."
SpongeBob: "Oh yeah! Lots and lots of felony."
Squidward: "Being too darn happy all the time."
SpongeBob: "Oh yeah! Lots and lots of felony."
by Tochereador March 21, 2025
Get the Felony mug.A colloquial term for an arborist from upstate NY or other back woods place who employs felons, particularly, registered sex offenders.
He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.
Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.
He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.
Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.
Bro "Brah, where can I get a job? I just I'm on parole, so nobody's gonna hire me."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."
by Double take July 10, 2025
Get the Felon's Tree Removal mug.An arborist company that hires felons to come to your house and trim your bushes. They charge extra to cut trees but will trim your bush for free.
Becky "I was going to hire Felons Tree Removal to trim the trees at my house. You think they're any good?"
Lateesha "Bitch, I don need no felons trimin' my bush!"
Lateesha "Bitch, I don need no felons trimin' my bush!"
by SuperWordNerd July 10, 2025
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