faulknor

your girls last name after a couple drinks at the club, and you get caught slipping

Chris: hey jeff where's is molly
Jeff: *tear rolls down eye* she caught me talking to jane, and said she needed to grab a drink
Chris: and...
Jeff: her name is now molly faulknor
Chris: damnnnnn

by S4vage69 March 14, 2017

faulky

"Faulky" is defined as an extremely homosexual gaylord who loves the D 24 7.

My names Faulky. I is gay.

by EMAN SMITH May 15, 2017

Fauxfended

Short for Faux Offended.

Heather gets very fauxfended when I disagree with her.

by Buiti Binafi August 14, 2018

Fulfillionaire

Way of being describing a person as someone who feels fulfillment to the fullest. From this place emerges a state of gratitude, generates abundance and keep a high level of awareness.

I am a fulfillionaire! I live my life fully.

by Mielane September 23, 2018

Faulknered

When you win the regular season in your fantasy football league but lose the championship game in the postseason tournament. You’ve been Faulknered.

Kirby, you won the fantasy football season but lost the championship game, you’ve been Faulknered!!

by Faulkner101 July 11, 2019

faulty-tasking

Kind of like multitasking, but the person doing the tasks can only perform one at a time. This is completely unintentional. The faulty-tasker truly believes they are being efficient.

Quit faulty-tasking!

by Author1992 September 14, 2019

fauxfeteria

The semblance of a cafeteria but with minimal food options and/or a self checkout system for rendering payment

I went to the fauxfeteria but the salad was rotten and the checkout was down.

by Fauxmaker December 5, 2019