Fair-weather friend

What most people you will meet in life are by nature. There's always something to do, a part of the world you haven't seen. There's one person who's not a fair-weather friend in your life, and that is you. There's only one person you need, there's only one you have to rely on. Yourself, everybody else needs to fuck off, period.

It's rare to find somebody who doesn't keep a few phony fair-weather friends around, but some people don't do it that way, they live how they want, they're here one time only, period.

by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016

Fairborn

A town in south-western Ohio, just outside of Dayton. Progressively becoming a worse slum than it already is, known for slutty girls, an abundance of drug dealers (few making real money), drugs of course, knockout artists, the worst cops, and a lack of anything to do besides get drunk or do drugs.

Possibly the most boring yet intriguing town ever. Boring with nothing to do, yet intriguing because of the mixture of people in it, you could write a best selling book about fairborn, it has characters.

Not completely trashy, its a mixture of suburbs and low income housing. People from fairborn can usually beat the shit out of people from surrounding cities example:(beavercreek) and others.

You're best bet is to get out of Fairborn before you start selling pointless amounts of weed, get pregnant, get a dui, or go to jail.

young man: Man i couldnt find any weed so my girl said she knew someone in fairborn with some, so i went, i ended up partying with all of these low level dope boys and random cool dudes, ate a xanax got drunk and wound up in jail for a dui, my girl got fucked, and i think i got knocked out.

by i spit hot fire April 30, 2009

fair and balanced

The slogan for FOX news. Often means "not one sided or biased" But Fox new is primarly a conservative asshole network, so i guess it doesnt really apply here.

Hey Jon, let's see how many times this douche bag Bill O'reilly says "Fair and Balanced" in a five minute period.

by PerceptionGuitarist May 27, 2004

fairfield county

A county in the southern part of Connecticut. It has ultra wealthy towns like New Cannan, Westport, Darien, Southport and of course Greenwich. It is the wealthiest county on the East Coast. It contains beaches, estates, and great shopping districts. It also has some of the best school systems in the country.

"Fairfield County is the gateway to New England"

by Why? June 28, 2004

fair-weather friend

Quite simply, a traitor who seems to be your friend when things are going well in your life, but will ditch you the second things start to look bad. Fair-weather friends are often very selfish with sociopathic elements in their personalities, and are usually on the prowl for a poor tool to take advantage of. He/she won't miss an opportunity to use someone to get something. Watch yourself, or you could be the next victim!

Once William lost his job and his house, like a fair-weather friend, Paul was quick to ditch him and look for someone else to mooch from.

by Nimrod_Nineveh April 7, 2010

fair city

Otherwise knows as fairly shitty a "gripping" irish soap opera which makes me ashamed about my nationality. your only allowed to be in fair city if you talk with a fake dublin accent "gripped" with angst, have chronic constipation and say "jaysus" and tut between every sentence

1:ma, oim up da pole!
2:jaysus samanta whos da da?
1:jaysus ma dats loik askin me wha bean made me fart!

by 1# fair city fan, i love u lorkin no matter who ya throttled with a golf club! April 5, 2004

vanity fair

Vanity Fair was a novel written by William Thackeray. First published as a series in January 1847 and published as a novel the following year. It was a novel about early-19th Century culture in England during the Napoleonic Wars. It's sub-title was A Novel without a Hero.

-What are you reading?
-I'm reading Thackeray's Vanity Fair

by Chrisman September 29, 2007