Mushroom Field

When you go to a club and you see a huge patch of dudes standing around with their drinks. (mushrooms are a phallic symbol).

"Man, I went to this club and there were barely any girls. Just endless patches of mushroom fields.

by grimmortician December 31, 2007

Field Hockey

Actually a really cool sport. Played primarily by girls (and guys too!), it’s a sport that’s similar to soccer and ice hockey. It’s just as physically demanding as any other sport, possibly even more because the style of the game means that the midfield escpecially has to run quite a long distance. Stick skills and passing skills are hard to learn and become good.
I honestly thought the sport seemed stupid before I started to play it. Give it a try.

Ignorant person: field hockey is only played by unathletic pussies and lesbians.
Educated person: I gave it a shot and
I really enjoyed it! It can be very physically demanding but also extremely rewarding. (and only one of the players on my team is a lesbian. most of them are super hot girls with great butts and boyfriends.)

by leanbeef23 August 30, 2019

Failed Simp

When simpin' ain't easy. SIMP stands for suckas idolizing mediocre pussy. This is, by far, the most recent pandemic with more kills than coronavirus.

A failed simp differs from a traditional simp in that they are so cringey that women eventually just block them for being so annoying. Hearing about the things failed simps do, makes normal women dry heave.

Normal simps look down on failed simps. Failed simps make regular simps look BAD. These are true bottom feeders. Occasionally, they are referred to as shrimp simps because shrimp are also bottom feeders.

Yo this NEGAN is totally a failed simp!! HAHAHAH He goes after every e-girl and still gets slapped and blocked up.

by NotBangTownUSA June 26, 2021

the field

That place the military sends your significant other where s/he can't use a cellphone.
See also, loneliness, boredom, fatigue, or frustration.

Boyfriend: I'm going to the field this week. I'll be back on Wednesday.
Girlfriend: Hello, vodka. You're my only real friend.

by littled December 19, 2007

Chinese Failed

Owing to Chinese parents' often excessive and unrealistic expectations on their children, Chinese fail is when you get less than 100% on your exams and courses

PG: Mom I got 19/20 on my calculus quiz
Mom: Why did you get that question wrong? What are you, stupid?
PG: Aww I chinese failed T_T
Mom: what did you say!?

by Peegies February 9, 2009

plowing the field

to engage in sexual intercourse in the missionary position while holding the woman's legs like the handles of a plow.

I was plowing the field last night with Betty.

by Kahn Iceay July 14, 2010

Fairfield, The Flats, The Field,

Fairfield CA is a very divierse place one side of the town is ghetto while the other is very rich. Fairfield is in the BayArea like it's twin city Vallejo.

The city is home to rappers and producers such as Mike Mosley, Rick Rock, The Federation, Rhythmx, EZSD, Chauncey Banks, Skip Dogg, Bobby Ford, and Chuck Nutt

Without Mike Mosley launching the Mobb sound and Rick Rock launching the Hyphy sound the Bay area might have never blew up.

Vallejo, Oakland, Richmond The whole Bay area Fairfield, The Flats, The Field, need to know about this cuz all those citys are alike.

by Bay area smart guy September 4, 2008