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fast foring

Shit on tv that is so bad it bores the piss out of you even when viewed on fast forward. This applies to all day time TV and most so-called reality shows.

etymology: short for 'fast forward boring'
dude #1: Hey, did you catch Survivor last night?

dude #2: Man, that shit was fast foring. I only slowed down for a couple commercials.
by twilyth October 21, 2008
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metallic forging

the government using metallic minerals in your body to create sicknesses.
The metallic forging sent the middle class citizen to the medical doctor several times a year.
by Coop Dupe June 11, 2018
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Glacier Forming

The sex act, when you are having sex with a partner, in a doggy style position (or bent over in a downward dog position). The giver is about to explode his load, but will pull out and ejaculate on the lower back of his/her partner creating what appears to be a glacier.
Man, my date last night asked to give it to her doggy style. I decided to go with glacier forming and not cum inside her.
by WidowMakerJr March 5, 2020
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you fokking bastard

you fokking bastard is what you say to a fokking twat who is fokking sthcewpid
YOU FOKKING BASTARD THAT WAS ME BLOODY CAR
by tw@t August 24, 2021
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Passion Forging Station

A forging station creating ornate swords.

Your emotions are the fire - they create the weapons you will use on your journey.

The cool thing about that is that emotions don’t have to be right or wrong or “make sense”. You get to play with them and feel them. When someone really offends or hurts you, you have the power to not hold anything against them by turning the attention towards yourself.

You are significant so your emotions are interesting. There’s so much to explore there. You get to hold space for yourself. See what kinds of fire burn in you. The stronger the fire, the more powerful. Handle cautiously.

Even when a friend makes your feelings about condemning your offender, realize the time and space is being taken away from you.

It’s all about you. Accommodate for what is going on inside you. Give it all the attention it needs, and then some.

No need to turn your attention to the other person. It’s all about you.
Example 1 - on Dec 27, those emotions came from another realm. They do not belong to this world. You can tell just by the magnitude of their power. They forged your capacity to see the Central Dogma of Self Esteem : You are enough just because you exist. The Passion Forging Station is on the move!

Example 2 - Anger points to what I value. I get angry every time someone looks at a vulnerable situation I am in and goes “ohhhh Stephanie! That muse be sooooo hard!” Or they talk about it to their friends with maudlin sympathy for me! How dare they! Tell me what my experience means to me!

This shows I value courage. That in each of these moments, to me, it is not a moment of pity, but a moment I prove, once again, I embody COURAGE. And I want others to know - they will respect that!
by Steph-Steph December 28, 2022
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you foking pussy mate

To call someone a pussy, but in British
OI MATE YOU CANT PARK ERE’ COME HERE YOU FOKING PUSSY MATE
by The Italian-Romanian guy. August 1, 2023
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Gerald Fording

When you build a car while having sex. This is in reference to how gerald ford made the car
He didn’t seem engaged, he was too busy Gerald fording
by tntisbased June 8, 2024
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