feet

You stand on them... Commonly used in the infamous activity known as walking.

Steve- Hey Jonathon! How are you gonna get around since your car was towed?
Jonathon- Luckily I had a handy ole pair of of feet lying right under my legs...

by Curtis Chavoustie January 9, 2008

fifty feet

The effective range of a pistol. Staying "fifty feet" away from someone with a hand gun makes you safe.

Better give me fifty feet...

by krazeehombre January 14, 2009

crow's feet

The wrinkles around the eyes caused by long-term habitual chronic laughter.

-dude, becca is always laughing at anything and everything.

+yea, that's why she has those ginormous crow's feet.

-fuckin' becca!

by can you guess who June 20, 2005

bare feet

Feet without shoes or socks on them are bare feet. They usually feel wonderful on surfaces from sand to grass, and only really hurt on gravel. Some people do not understand the wonderful feeling that accompanies bare feet. Unfortunately, bare feet are often rejected by society as unprofessional and stinky, but bare feet are only stinky after having been cooped up in socks or shoes. Bare feet quickly lose their smell after a small dose of freedom.

Angelita loved to run around in bare feet, but Joey didn't understand until he tried it. After removing his socks and shoes he cried for joy.

by likephilshead June 10, 2009

move your feet lose your seat

A true and ancient custom among people with access to less chairs than people in need of a seat.

For example Peter goes to the loo and Carlotta steals his seat - when he returns she says "move your feet lose your seat' and Peter can no longer argue.

by seatstealer September 15, 2013

fleetfoot

The best dog in the world.

Person 1: wow that's a cool dog!
Person 2: yah! definitely a fleetfoot

by Maasassin December 19, 2016

elephant feet

someone who has a very HEAVY walk or stomp.

Man when he/she walks down the hall you can hear the elephant feet coming.

by Tracy32 October 28, 2007