Fellatio Code

When one party member offers to give fellatio to another party member (joke or not), the former party member is obliged by the Fellatio Code to follow up on the aforementioned action of fellating the latter party member.
If the offering party member hereupon refuses to perform the offered fellatio, she (or he, if thats how you roll) is subject to a punishment up to the discretion of the latter party member

Guy: Blow me
Girl: Fine
Guy: Awesome
Girl: Not
Guy: Nope, you have to follow the Fellatio code
Girl: Damn

by BGold20 October 20, 2009

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Fellatio Tuesday

In an attempt to increase the longevity and stability of marriage a national movement has started. Fellatio Tuesday acts in the model of "ride your bike to work day" or "Christmas" where on the first Tuesday of each month wives world wide show their appreciation and love for their husbands with oral pleasure.

wife: honey, its fellatio Tuesday and I got you a blow job
husband: thank you honey, but I did not get you anything.
wife: you didn't have to, its all about you today...

by ork November 18, 2009

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fellacial

A natural beauty treatment that greatly enhances the skin tone and general attractiveness of the female face. Also widely used to increase female bust measurements.

'ok, enough of that, now I'm gonna give you a fellacial'

by Monica Bobbington March 3, 2005

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