Fear the Turtle is what a woman experiences when she realizes halfway through vaginal intercourse that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been superseded by her fear of crapping the bed.
Sue had to ask Drew to stop fucking her because she feared the turtle. She got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed, and no longer feared the turtle.
by Wangus Maximuz May 14, 2011
Get the feared the turtlemug. noun
\'fir 'bo-nər\
An erection caused by a sexy, usually menopausal, MILF/GILF that gives the recipient varied feelings of confusion, intoxication, intrigue, elation, disgust, excitement, sadness, delight, and fear.
//getting a fear boner from your Step-Dad's drunk aunt when her tiddie flops out at the family BBQ
When an 18 - 25-year-old male inexplicably becomes sexually aroused because a funny, hot 45-year-old or older MILG/GILF looks at him; generally leaving him with an uncontrollable urge to masturbate while ugly-crying.
//rushing off to beat-out a fear boner your buddy's mom gave you when she smiled at you
\'fir 'bo-nər\
An erection caused by a sexy, usually menopausal, MILF/GILF that gives the recipient varied feelings of confusion, intoxication, intrigue, elation, disgust, excitement, sadness, delight, and fear.
//getting a fear boner from your Step-Dad's drunk aunt when her tiddie flops out at the family BBQ
When an 18 - 25-year-old male inexplicably becomes sexually aroused because a funny, hot 45-year-old or older MILG/GILF looks at him; generally leaving him with an uncontrollable urge to masturbate while ugly-crying.
//rushing off to beat-out a fear boner your buddy's mom gave you when she smiled at you
Why is Ronnie spending so much time in the bathroom, Dude?
My Step-Mom gives him raging fear boners.
I get savage fear boners when Stiflers Mom smiles like that!
My Step-Mom gives him raging fear boners.
I get savage fear boners when Stiflers Mom smiles like that!
by Immortallight1974 October 29, 2023
Get the fear bonermug. by Fear Panda May 21, 2019
Get the Fear Pandamug. by DFuego September 24, 2018
Get the fear sexmug. When you have a large sum of gold, particularly in D & D, but are still scared of losing gear.
Players with gear fear may spend a majority of their time scamming other players and "flipping" in the trade channels rather than playing the game.
Players with gear fear may spend a majority of their time scamming other players and "flipping" in the trade channels rather than playing the game.
I have 65k gold, but won't play ranked "high-roller" mode. Would rather kill noobs in normal mode, so my gear will stay safe! Don't you know I have a severe case of gear fear...
by Ilove11 October 8, 2023
Get the Gear Fearmug. When a woman gets so scared for her life she burps. The b-hole clenched so tight it forces all the air the other way.
Me: We crashed last night!
Friend: oh no! What happened?
Me: I almost hit a deer and my girlfriend fear burped so loud when I looked over to see what hell spawn was summoned in my car i ended up in ditch.
Friend: always beware the fear burp
Friend: oh no! What happened?
Me: I almost hit a deer and my girlfriend fear burped so loud when I looked over to see what hell spawn was summoned in my car i ended up in ditch.
Friend: always beware the fear burp
by Uristacrat November 27, 2018
Get the Fear burpmug. by Nametaker44 August 26, 2021
Get the the fear stickmug.