Crippling Erection

A raging erection the cripples ones ability to move due to a noticeable bulge.

"Kyle will you pass the bong"
" I can't i have a crippling erection

by Erectile misfunction October 8, 2021

Angle of Erection

The angle at which a penis rests when erect.

When the penis reaches an angle of erection greater than 90 degrees the test subjects were more easily knocked out due to the majority of their blood circulating through their genitals.

by Tychomagnetics February 17, 2018

nervous erection

When you really want to do something but your nervous. Term can be used both literally or metaphorically

They all had nervous erections for the mountain pass. They had wanted to do the hike for a while but it was going to be difficult and dangerous in parts.

Rob had a nervous erection. She was the perfect combination of hot and willing but he was worried about not performing and cumping again.

by The Stinge2 March 17, 2017

Erection Sweat

the sweat you get after a long hard erection.

I drunk my erection sweat I was so thirsty.

by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016

Erecte E

When you write the middle part of the E longer then the other two parts.

Ee•rek•tee

That looks like an erecte E

by HangmanBranlica October 16, 2021

erection infection

Any STD

Better use a condom or you may end up with an erection infection.

by tonto1 October 27, 2011

Erection Misdirection

When you are about to go to town with your girl, but little does she know
your mighty flagpole rises because you are thinking about her sister...

Kyle: Dude, you and Marsha hooked up last night!
Mark: Yeah bro but I had a little erection misdirection,
... Her sister Savannah was singing in the shower

Kyle: Whatever man sounds like she still copped that nut!
Mark: Chuuuurch...
Kyle: ...and Savannah better watch out!
Mark: HELLZ YEAH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT..

by TerryCowboy November 3, 2018