Engrish

the language of the people who have accent, are foreigners, have bad grammars, are being laughed at because others thought they say something that doesn't sound like it and could mean something else, can't look at "some people" in the eye or face because are going to burst laughing at them during a presentation, and it's Nadia's official language

Nadia, you don't speak English, you speak Engrish!

I speak perfect Engrish.

Engrish is my official language.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with my Engrish.

Can't understand what I'm saying, huh? It's okay, I speak Engrish.

It's not the accent, it's Engrish.

by Engrish January 8, 2007

engraved invitation

a specific request or plea to do something

Bringing your video games to school is an engraved invitation for trouble.

by Light Joker May 15, 2006

engrish

a japaneese to english translation with no work on the sentence structure. MOst commonly thought of in reference to the sega genesis game Zero Wing

also commonly used to piss people off on the internet by translating it into other net speak.

How are you gentelmen, all your base are belong to us.

H0w 4r3 j00 g3nt3lm3n, 4ll j00r b4s3 4r3 b3l0n6 t0 us.

(mine) How art thou gentelmen, all of thine base doth belong to us.

by Lord Shadow September 14, 2004

eggroll fever

an extremely passionate relationship, mostly comsumed by sexual and erotic bedtime fun with a person of oriental decent getting it on with a person of white decent. eggroll fever can also occur with same gender relations. for more definitions, see jungle fever.

asian: its 3 am, can we redecorate your room??
whitey: yes! lets do it!!!
asian:....do it??? ok but after we redecorate!
whitey: mmmmmmm i cant wait for eggroll fever ;)

by louisville poepwr October 24, 2008

Engol

Intelligence, talent and raw wit tied up in a package presented with flawless beauty and grace.

I aspire to reach the dizzying heights of Engol

by Engol February 5, 2010

eggroll

To post a misleading link that promises some interesting or useful content, but actually leads to "the egg song" a japanese influenced flash cartoon. A variant on the rickroll

Instead of locating the super-secret Tron 2 trailer, featuring Lindsey Lohan's left breast as Bit, Jeff was once again eggrolled. Damn.

by alernon September 30, 2008

eggroll

an annoying rash on the bottoms of your genitailia aka joshua ruth

joshua "eggroll" ruth

by penisslayer69 April 12, 2010