Ejackulantern

A carved pumpkin that serves as a depository for male ejacuate.

Hey Cletus, it's my turn to us the ejackulantern.

by Scrizz07 October 21, 2017

Premature Ejacketlation

a. When one mistakenly breaks out a spring/summer outerwear when it is still winter

Bear: Hey toss me my light weight chino jacket, looks sunny and warm outside!
Cub: Sure does. Let's get out in that 40 degree February weather. Paws up!
Bear: Damn Cub, I am freezing my nutsack off right now. BBrrrrrrrrr

Cub: Shit dude, ya I think that's what the experts call "premature ejacketlation". Siiighhhh

by thegoldiefox February 28, 2014

Ejacucapper

A woman who deliberately takes men's virginities in order to successfully be a whore without the STD risk factors. A smart whore.

Dayna's on her fifth geek, she is definitely an ejacucapper

by DaynaDanger July 13, 2010

Ejaculawesome

Something so awesome it causes one to ejaculate.

The season premiere of Doctor Who was so freakin' ejaculawesome I needed to change my pants like three times.

by JakAttak45 December 2, 2010

ejaclemate

When someone ejaculates on a chess board and sticks the king to the board, check mate

The other day me and zak were playing chess...I won with the holy "Ejaclemate" move...It was boss.

by CumStains8==D~ November 29, 2012

Ejacubation

The act of using ones own ejaculate as a lubricant during masturbation.

Ever since I started practicing ejacubation, the scar tissue in my cock has diminshed greatly.

by filthy.black.hole April 13, 2014

Ejaculation emancipation

The act of "wanking", and right as you finish, you sign a document on legalizing prostutution with your "product"

"Me and Hilary made an ejaculation emancipation together on Tuesday!"

by Titty twister69 January 4, 2016