Evan

The hottest guy on earth. smart, cute goofy, sexy. has a huge dick that girls love to touch and suck. really good at sex

Girlfriend: Wow Evan your good at this (grunts)
Evan: I know
Girlfriend: Shove it in harder

by lovelyatstuff September 20, 2017

Sweaty Evan

A player that produces so much sweat while playing FIFA, that he actually causes sea levels to rise which evidently leads to Global Warming

Wow, this n00b on FIFA 12 really is a Sweaty Evan.

by taterbrains January 1, 2012

evan rachel wood

Very very young impressionable girl with semi-acting career who got starstruck by Marilyn Manson.

Appeared naked in one of his videos howling like molested jailbait trying to fake an orgasm and making a complete ass out of herself.

Evan Rachel Wood will regret this when she gets older.

by Sarassssa February 4, 2008

evangelion

another word for Perfection

the second best movie ever made is is %12 of Evangelion

by Robbie December 9, 2003

evan fong

A funny youtuber . has lots of friends to play with,mostly likes games and/or plays them evry day.

Evan Fong how are you?

by DeCePTiOnIzE August 23, 2016

Evaan

One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. If you have an Evaan in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make in impact for the better.

"wow, who is that dude?"
"I think his name is Evaan."
"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face."

by Gtam March 4, 2021

Evanescence

1. To disapate like vapor.

2. The greatest band in the world, with the most talented singer, Amy Lee.

"My favorite band is "Evanescence."

by Angelina :P January 15, 2007