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excessive boondoggle

Any number of activities of or pertaining to the gross misuse of government funds. These activities may include but are not limited to: Using chartered airplanes to fly the entire length of a country, only to turn around the following morning and fly back to the same location because you felt guilty about staying in a location that may be perceived as non-work related by people that do not have any direct influence over you.
Hey, I woke up today and felt so guilty about not doing anything, that I decided to cost the government even more money than they are already spending to fly myself back to a location that I don't have anything to do at, so I can fly back to the original location the next day just so I can fulfill my need to excessively boondoggle. Man do I feel better about myself now. Excessive boondoggle
by scruples101 April 16, 2010
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Explosive dayrage

A person who ragequits all day long, usually ending up being called a n00b.

A person who gets mad easily.
Dude, that guy just had an explosive dayrage
by Theindy September 26, 2011
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explosive barney

Diarrhea that is so bad it explodes out your ads-you have no time to get to a toilet. The Barney refers to Barney Roble as in the Flintstones and references the slowness of driving like the Flintstones when you have to shit right now!
OMG i ate that whole burrito with the hot sauce and now I've got explosive Barney--I need a barhroom NOW!
by Sgrcbe5 June 7, 2016
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Explosive Decompression

When it feels like you have to take a giant shit, but it's really just one turd and a giant fart behind it.
I rushed home cause I thought I had to crap, turns out it was just explosive decompression.
by TheNoobHunter April 12, 2017
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excessive mint fixation

The act of being addicted to mints, mainly altoids. Usually used to describe someone that consumes an entire box of altoids in a single day.
That girl has really bad excessive mint fixation, she ate a whole box today.
by itsjustin February 22, 2017
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Expressive Following

Just like stalking, but better, because then you don’t have the negative stigma around stalking
“Expressive following ins my specialty”
by Kendia244 August 8, 2018
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