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drunk bus

A part of normal weekend life at James Madison University (JMU)in Harrisonburg, VA. The Drunk Buses run from 10 PM-3 AM every Friday and Saturday night, taking young partiers to every major off-campus apartment complex in Harrisonburg. The drunk bus is usually filled to the brim with people....not so fun sober, but awesome and a good way to meet people when you're good and drunk. Things one may witness on the drunk bus include, but are not limited to:

1) Pole dancing.
2) Random making out.
3) Orgies.
4) Belligerence and fights.
5) Vomiting.
6) Buswide singing to "Livin' on a Prayer."

Why the Harrisonburg Department of Public Transit enables such inebriation, we don't know...but hey, we aren't complaining.
Bob: "Oh man, I wanna hit up the parties at Trashby, but some bitch stole my car!"

Drew: "No prob man, we'll just hop on the 10:30 drunk bus"

Bob: "Oh, holla"
by JTizzle4Shizzle January 21, 2006
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drunk on cock

Inebriated from too much semen and/or penis sucking
After I got done with that bitch she was drunk on cock.
by hughmonger October 30, 2003
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sleep drunk

The state of being when you are so tired to have lowered inhibitions and thought processes due to lack of sleep. Very similar to being drunk.
"I pulled an all-nighter last night and had to run straight to class, I stumbled in so sleep drunk that I'm worried what I said aloud during discussion"
by NocturnaLucid October 16, 2004
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Drunk MySpacing

Writing emails, posting comments, bulletins, or blogs on MySpace when inebriated. There is typically a moment of remorse the next morning.
"I'm sorry I commented you with that hardcore porn. I was drunk myspacing again. Don't tell Tom."
by Tacoma Finish January 8, 2009
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Kennedy drunk

Extremely drunk, sometimes leading to driving, skiing, or sexual "incidents" of tragic proportion.
I got Kennedy drunk last weekend and woke up tattooed and naked on a bare mattress next to some uggo.
by technogoddess February 8, 2010
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drunk poke

After a night of drinking, you start poking people on Facebook you would not normally converse with otherwise.
Why is Chris poking everyone on his friends list? I haven't talked to him in like 5 years.

He drunk poked you. He did it to me, too.
by Gina and Mary Ann March 20, 2008
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yoga drunk

The blissful, detached state on mind a person temporarily experiences after a good yoga practice, particularly a challenging one. Symptoms include smiling, walking slowly, and forgetting where you parked.
Wow, I'm so yoga drunk after that class, that I left my water bottle in the bathroom, and I can't find my shoes!
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