Domestic Violence

Nancy Murphy

Nancy it’s not domestic violence babe I just forbid you to leave the house while I’m at work, just stay here and don’t even look out the window -Ray

by Wife beater69 March 31, 2022

Domestic dog

The domestic dog is not just a non-union tradesperson, but a proudly anti-union tradesperson.

The domestic dog earns less than a third year union apprentice, and will proudly work through 35°+ heat and/or rain. Meanwhile the unionised workers are driving home at 11am, paid fully for eight hours thanks to the inclement weather policy.

The domestic dog wears Bunnings Trade merch, as they eyeroll at a labourer's CFMEU hoodie.

The domestic dog will continue to work on a domestic house for twelve months, while the unionised worker will be taking an alimak from basement three to level 69 in the same twelve months.

Look at these grubs working in the rain. Fucken domestic dogs.

by theslothinator February 14, 2023

Domestic Spaz

A person who is a domestic and usually does not spaz but when they do they are a domestic spaz

when your out eating then someone at your table or someone else's table all of a sudden does a quick spaz motion.

by Taco Hell October 20, 2004

domestic chatter

Conversations revolved around the topics of marriage and children. Occures most commonly in the work place.

As a young, single, and childless individual, my coworkers' endless talk of their "perfect" kids and "shitty" husbands makes me want to quit. I need an environment with less domestic chatter.

by AudiLuver August 28, 2017

Domesticated Arson

Fire kept as a pet like a candle, fireplace or bonfire

Person 1: What is your favourite form of domesticated arson?

Person 2: Im a fan of candles in my opinion

by NexxR3 December 12, 2022

domestic

when a person is acting like they're at their home, being comfortable. Often used within the Phandom.

"Oh my gosh Dan and Phil were so domestic in that Halloween baking video!"

"I know right! SO FUCKING DOMESTIC and adorable!!1!"
"I ship phan so much!1!"
"OMFG me too let's have seks and make phandom babies together!!1!"

by daddy phil's girl January 14, 2017

Domestic

When you tame a once wild pussy. Some might say a single womans pussy or a wild hoe's pussy.

GUY1: What are you lookin for in a girl dawg?
GUY2: I want a girl that I can trust to come home every day and not worry about her doing something behind my back. I wanna have that pussy domestic!
GUY1: Damn dawg you gonna tame a pussy just like that? That's dope man.

by The Booty Messiah September 3, 2019