one foot on the boat, one on the dock

The delusion of stability, an instant before everything goes to hell.

The deal was set, he'd committed to buy, still not sure when his financing would be approved, but hey, if you have one foot on the boat, one on the dock, what can go wrong?

one foot on the boat, one on the dock by Monkey's Dad April 24, 2023

Dry Dock

When a man penetrates a woman's vagina without any preparation or foreplay. Otherwise known as "going in dry".

Dry docking is the number one cause of break ups.

Dry Dock by Lucid Activity November 10, 2014

The Shock Dock 

The sexual act in which a woman shoves a live taser, face out, up her ass-hole. Then the man attempts to engage in anal sex with the woman while receiving extreme shocks and burns to his cock

Becky: hey girl, hey. Guess what... Bobby tried to fuck me so I pulled the shock dock

Julia: Oh snap his cock will be burning for days

The Shock Dock by Joadydahman507 November 20, 2009

bro dock 

The act of taking a shit on a dude while he's passed out. Drawing dicks on people's faces who pass out is old. Dry dock on them instead!

I just bro docked Ryan! That's what he gets for passing out, a huge steaming pile on his head.

bro dock by acrophobia94 August 11, 2009

dry dock

v.the act of deficating in a toilet, releasing the turd at the point of flushing when there is no water in the bowl, so as to cause the turd to stick on the porcelean in a mannar which makes it difficult to remove.

joe drydocked daves can, frustrating dave who had to scrape the turd off later using johns shoe.

dry dock by jeff February 24, 2003

whiskey dock 

A man wishing his cock would grow despite of him have whiskey dick from drinking too much

"He totally couldn't perform, he had a case of whiskey dock"

man crying in the background repeating over and over- Hickory, Dickory, Dock, I wish I had a hard cock

whiskey dock by roxyglr3420 July 19, 2011

Cock Dock

A place where a man parks his cock during a tropical storm and slides his foreskin onto another penis and they spin in cirlces.

The Cock Dock was full during 3rd hour

Cock Dock by BarryMcCocknher November 5, 2019