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dirty destiny

A woman who pretends to be a prostitute with the intention of kidnapping men, dragging them to the basement, stripping them naked, hanging them upside down and pouring hot oil into their assholes.
"Caroline was recently arrested for being a Dirty Destiny."
by Marieldan787 February 27, 2019
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The Distillers

A great punk band with a lead singer than screams into the mic and somehow makes it sound beautiful.
The Distillers roxor my soxors.
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 20, 2003
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Destiny-Quest Legend

After losing my virginity I am now a Destiny-Quest Legend!
by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013
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destinny

An all-in-all amazing person. Destinny is a person you can tell everything and anything to, and be completely confident they'll keep it to themselves. Destinny is an amazing person to know because they're are sweet, loving, funny, and really cares about thoughs who are close to her. Destinny's love Brownies. A lot. And also care about her friends more than anything. If you know a Destinny you should keep her close. Because they make a great friend. Destinny's always try to look on the bright side of things which is an amazing quality to have. But usually all of a Destinny's qualities are amazing. Destinny's are super smiley people and are really seen not laughing or smiling. Destinny's give the greatest advice, and are willing to recieve advice. Which is yet another of their amazing qualities. Destinny's are secure with their bodies and they're personalities. They don't need to change for people. You either accept them, or you don't. They don't give a hoot.
Guy 1 - "Hey, who's that over there?"

Guy 2 - "Oh, that's Destinny! She's my super ultra mega bestfriend!"

Guy 1 - "Oh, lucky. I wish I had a super ultra mega bestfriend like her."
by _Carmel_Swag_ November 8, 2014
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Mamifest Destiny

The process by which breasts autonomously expand their territory that they feel rightly belongs to them, against any oppositions from their host.
My strap keeps falling, maybe they're just expanding and they won't stop, its like Mamifest Destiny or something!
by Alan Didion October 23, 2008
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distinctives

Multiple characteristics or qualities that a person or thing has that differentiate it from other people or things
Each state in the United States has their own distinctives.

Every president of the United States has possessed their own individual distinctives in relation to domestic and foreign policy.
by WordWorks December 31, 2013
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Miley Destiny Hopelessness

A disease that cannot be avoided if you like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana and you are over the age of 9. (Yeah, this applies to ANYONE in the double-digits age range. Anyone! Tweens be warned!)
Symptoms of Miley Destiny Hopelessness are falling to the bottom of the social ladder, bad tastes in music, bad acting tastes, bad fashion taste (unless you have a wardrobe stylist), being outcasted, ridiculed behind your back, ridiculed in front of your face, posting dirty pictures of yourself on the internet, not being able to count, ears bleeding, speaking way too loud, snobbiness, slutiness, and a hopeless fascination with The Jonas Brothers- more specifically, Nick Jonas.
The only way to cure this disease is to realize what a nasty, no-talent whore Miley Cyrus really is, and to burn anything that you own that has anything to do with being a fan of her.
Girl 1: I'm Joanne's friend, so I'm going to have to get her out of being a... Miley Cyrus fan *shudder* She's become such a slut, now. And she listens to her music all the time. Being a fan of her is only okay for kids 6 years younger than her, but for our age, she's never going to make it through life.
Girl 2: *gasp* Sounds like Joanne's got a case of Miley Destiny Hopelessness. It sounds really bad, too. With your support, though, she just might make it through!
Girl 1: Yeah, but if she doesn't, I'll be forced to not be her friend anymore. =(
Girl 2: Don't worry, we won't give up until she's healthy again!
Girl 1: Yeah, let's go burn some Hannah Montana music store standees!
by xTruthxBringerx April 3, 2009
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