Long Distance Relationship

The act of masterbating with your feet.

Tom : "Yea man, I broke both arms, on the good side, i'm in a long distance relationship!"

by TheMadNecro October 16, 2017

Long Distance Lover

A Long Distance Lover is a person who is hot from far away, but repulses you when you get too close.

Hillary: Ooh, look at jake, he's cute!

Crizle: Nope, he's just a Long Distance Lover. Don't go near him, his braces catch on things.

Hillary: aww...

by Hailey_01 September 28, 2009

Long Distance Relationships

As my friend who was in one said:

"The biggest mistake anyone could make."
~ Caden

"Get out of Long Distance Relationships!"

by ThatOneKidInthatonedress May 6, 2018

super long-distance relationship

Corrallary to a conventional long distance relationship a super long distance relationship is a relationship with someone who is at an even greater distance like someone from another planet, dimension, or time period.

Melodica: Would you like to come to the jelly-tot cabaret with me tonight?
Harmonica: Sorry I can't I'm going to be spending time with my boyfriend.
Melodica: I didn't know you were in a relationship.
Harmonica: We're involved in a super long-distance relationship. It's a bit complicated. He's from another time period and may or may not be fictional.

by BeerPongHandCuffs January 5, 2011

O.D.A. (Optimal distance of attraction)

The distance at which a person is most attractive. Beer goggles decrease the ODA between persons.

"That chick has a long O.D.A. (optimal distance of attraction). I thought she was fine from a distance, but once I got up close, I realized she had a face like a horse."

by Yuichi October 1, 2007

Reasonable scrolling distance

The distance (usually measured in swipes) that a lazy American will scroll down a webpage or social media feed before giving up.
Often used with the preceding word "beyond" or in the acronym RSD

Bob: did you see my tweet?
Joe: naw man, it must've been beyond reasonable scrolling distance

by Einstine August 17, 2015

Long distance cock block

Being cock blocked because a girl calls you while your at another girls house, therefore you will not be receiving any pussy from the girl who called you or the girl you were planning on getting with that night.

John went to Sally's house with high hopes of getting some pussy. while he was there his phone rang and it was another girl, Christina, who was mad because John was at Sally's. Sally hears what happened and now believes that John has a relationship with Christina so now both girls refuse to do anything with John tonight as a result of a Long Distance Cock Block

by poop12335 February 22, 2009