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Ur species diabetes

All other Ur insults including ur family tree LGBT are infinitely inferior to this. This is the threshold of insults and saying it will cause chaos so extreme that words cannot explain it.
Warning: DO NOT USE THIS UNLESS YOU WANT TO FUCK UP THE WHOLE UNIVERSE
*In a VERY VERY VERY heated argument
James: You're mom gay
Rob: No u (James dies)
James: Ur dad lesbian (Rob gets pulled into the afterlife with James)
Rob: Ur granny tranny (James explodes and dies even though hes already dead)
James: Ur sister mister (Entire 3rd dimension ceases to exist)
Rob: Ur pappy trappy (Time stops existing and the big bang repeats for an infinite number of times)
James: Ur family tree LGBT (All parallel universes going up to the eleventh dimension become super massive black holes, the dimension barrier breaks, and all the black holes simultaneously swallow each other simultaneously as time already ceases to exist)
Rob: Ur species diabetes (Time becomes a black hole that loops back to itself transferring all the information of the exploding universe into itself causing the infinite multiplication of time. Nothing ever existed so therefore the argument never existed. This results in a paradox of the universe creating infinite to the infinite power of parallel universes that have infinite dimensions all colliding and exploding at the same time creating an endless number of more universes.)
Rob: I fucked up
by Irrationalcloset23 May 16, 2018
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Agreeing to anything someone from another country tells you, no matter how far fetched it may seem, lest you be revealed as ignorant and insensitive.
"Marie Kondo says we should thank all our crap before we throw it away. It kind of sounds like she just made that shit up, but let's just practice a little Cultural Suspension of Disbelief. That must be how they do things in Japan."
by Peter Auteur January 10, 2019
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Yeetus the fetus, don’t drink diabeetus

When you’re feeling weird and need something to say, “yeetus the fetus, don’t drink diabeetus” is a go-to sating. It’s usually used under the context of when after someone has said something strange or funny.
Dude 1: bro, did you know Micheal Jackson’s pronouns are hee/hee?

Dude 2: haha! Yeetus the fetus, don’t drink diabeetus!
by Qunchii December 3, 2018
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Adult Onset Diabetes

More correctly, Type 2 Diabetes. It is a form of Diabetes caused by complex interactions between carbohydrate consumption, insulin resistance, and obesity.
The United States has an epidemic of obesity and Adult Onset Diabetes due to the effects of eating according to the Food Guide Pyramid and % Daily recommended allowance.
by Downstrike June 26, 2004
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disobedience

The contrary thoughts, words, or actions that take place after instruction is given on what to do, or what not to do.
We all attempted to follow the rules & not think about the candy. However, the temptation was too strong, & mom grounded us all for Our disobedience.
by Baruked1 June 16, 2018
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facially disabled

1)Ugly

2) Mauled facially after getting beaten up.

3)Really Really REALLY UGLY!!! Like fugly
"Did you have an accident or were you born facially disabled?"

"Dude did the entire ugly forest fall on you or were you born facially disabled?"

that person was facially disabled to the point of fugly
by Pineapple'D April 20, 2007
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Hug a Diabetic Day

Occurs on July 18th.

Do we really need to question this?
Give out hugs to all those poor suckers with this ailment.
They go through enough, show them some support and love with a good 'ole hug :)

Besides, we got all thouse other Hug-A-blank Days. Why not spread the love with some more hugs
Happy Hug A Diabetic Day! I get free hugs :)
by NeedlesSuck July 15, 2011
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