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One Direction

Another mind-numbing over-hyped, under-talented pop group made up of complete nobodies who won't have a career in five years time and won't even be remembered two years after that.

Typically listened to by pre-pubescent children and young teenagers who have no taste in music and will eat up what ever rubbish is served to them. Typical music listened to is the likes of JLS, The Wanted and other god-awful mainstream nonsense.
One Direction fan: OMG!!! Have you heard of one direction?! They are like soooo kewelsiez!! I <3 Them!!!

Metal Head 1: One Direction? Yeah, STRAIGHT INTO THE BARGAIN BIN!!!! LOLZ!!! NEXT!!!! \m/

Metal Head 2: Erm, have YOU heard of DECENT MUSIC??? Jesus, what a load of utter shite!!!
by The Way It Is October 17, 2012
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Directional university

A state-supported university in the United States whose name includes a compass direction, e.g. "North state name State University." Many directional universities started out as teachers' colleges, broadening their educational missions in the 1950's or 1960's. In most instances a directional university has easier admissions standards than its state's flagship university ("The University of state name") and serves a greater proportion of commuter/part-time/older students.

California does not have directional universities. As an equivalent, it has universities with the word "State" in their names.
Job hunting with a degree from a directional university is mighty tough.
by Peter December 8, 2006
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Directionator

First off, let me say this doen't apply to all fans of One Direction. People shouldn't be judged because there was no way they could have possibly known about 1D. The Directionators are those young, bratty, newbie fans.You know which ones are them. It just pisses us, Directioners, off because these brats make 1D's image awful to other people. Example:

Friend: "You like 1D? Isn't that for like immature, bratty, little girls?

We still want D to suceeed because we love them, we're not being possesive, we just don't like to see all our dedication go to waste. I mean. I don't want my 9 year old sister wanting to go to a 1D concert with me.(If I ever did go.) I mean, really? I just think they're too good, to go to waste like that.

How To Spot A Directionator:
-They always think of themselves of Directioners.
-They have only been fans since WMYB was released & became popular.
-They think WMYB was 1D's first song.
-They spell the guys name's wrong and such.Simple mistakes as a newbie. (i.e. Henry likes girls who eat carrots. Zain has a pigeon named Stevin.)
-I agree, they think they're better than the original fans of 1D, the ones who have been fans since the beginning on the X Factor.
-They hate on the boy's current girlfriends.
-Usually around the ages of 7 to 14
*Some of their comments*

The "Prisses"-Ohh Em Gee! You Knoww That New Band One Direction?Yah I Discoverd Them Backk In 2011. Did You See How Cutee Zainn looks in that neww WMYB video? I Heard That He's Afraidd Of Spoons.

The "Carrots For Brains"-I like Lewie. Whose that blonde kid in all the videos? With the ugly teeth?

The "Unable to Accept The Fact My GirlFriend Left Me For 1D"- They're gay.

These Directionators need to either be preached 1D or b-slapped. I suggest the latter.
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Directionism

Directionism is a religion in which you have an extreme and utter love for ONE DIRECTION, HARRY STYLES, LOUIS TOMMLINSON, NIALL HORAN, LIAM PAYNE and ZAYN MALIK. We pray to the harry prayer candle but don't buy it because we too broke. A directioner's day consists of listening to music and songs of the above named, Thinking One direction, Watching youtube clips of the above named and Praying that they will get back together.
1st dude- Woah dude why won't she date me?
2nd dude- Bro she is a directioner.

1st person- What religion are you?
2nd person- directionism
by 3_bananas_for_a_euro November 26, 2020
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one direction

one direction: if you looked this up then you know what i mean
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one direction

5 british boys - sorry niall, 4 brit boys and one irish boy - who are very hot and talented. they are currently on an 18 month hiatus except the problem is it’s been 5 years. they are the only boys who can be so hot and fucking adorable at the same time and that combined with their accents makes me pregnant, im sure many other fans will agree
wow, one direction are so beautiful
by onedirectionisalifestyle November 6, 2021
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Directions

What real mean don't ask for.
Dan is a real man; when he gets lost, he doesn't ask for directions like some pussy.
by Superman13 May 23, 2008
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