diploid

a person who doesnt really get shit the FIRST or SECOND fuckinn time.
it has to be repeated over &over againn.

we call bree a diploid because she cant get shit the first time.

by beamie January 18, 2008

Dipocrit

Someone who states that no-one is to dip there chip in the dip for a said amount of time but then dips it in the them selves.

Dipocrit

1st person: Hey please dont dip till everyone arrives...*dip*
2nd person: You Dipocrit!

by Predj April 12, 2009

dipsophobia

fear of, rather abstention from, alcoholic drink.

After falling into alcoholism for a long time, he, at long last, developed dipsophobia.

by uttam maharjan November 13, 2011

Diplofy

A pure stretch god he cares about his family but will take your vc and have you spinning the block

BoardsTheGoat is not better the Diplofy

by Hasund November 24, 2018

diplo

Adjective-

Referring to (insert noun) as fancy or stylish

Those knew shoes are Diplo, bro!

Look at my fancy hotel room, it has a mini fridge. What am I, Diplo?

by langlaisstephen November 18, 2016

jmu diploma

Proof that you are a drunk

Dude, I thought you were shitting me about having alcohol poisoning 18 times but then you showed me your JMU Diploma and my jaw dropped.

by dajakester July 8, 2011

Dipro

A piece of lying, cheating, ugly asshole with kleptomania.

What a fucking Dipro! He stole my wallet!

by Lankynigga420 October 8, 2018