Ham Dinged

a level of shit-faced in which one is sloppy like a pig and out of this world like a baseball during the glorious steroid era.

Kid: "Where'd you go last night?"
Sav: "I have no idea. I woke up sandy with a roll of 20s in my pocket and mad hickeys on my neck. Ham dinged."
Kid: "Oh man. That is rich."

by Left Cup Lance November 17, 2010

whiskey dings

The small dents or scratches you have on your vehicle after a night of partying at the local bar. Origin of said dents can seldom be figured out.

Dickie: Hey budz, where'd that dent in your El Camino come from?

DJ: Aw hell, it's a WHISKEY DING and I don't remember.

by Shmouse May 24, 2005

Bing Ding

is a sound effect that means something good is about to happen

yo, it's poppin! like bing ding!

by Bing Dong June 11, 2018

ding mao

a ding mao is hair you grow on your fat dick

YO HE GOT BIG DING MAO

by xwxxwxwxwxwwxw December 1, 2020

ding-dong

the part of you thats near ur waist, its also the body part that gets hella hard.

Friend: hey friend, whats going up in your pants
Friend 2: its my ding-dong, its hard because the teacher is hella hot brudda.

by I did ur mother at November 23, 2021

Ding Dong!

An exclamation of excitement for something gone right.

Adam: Hey, that bartender gave us free beers!
Cody: Well Ding Dong!!!

by Monoga August 21, 2020

Ding, dings, r2's

Ding, dings, and R2's are other slang terms for a roofie or "date rape" drug that people from nogales AZ would use for recreational use to get fucked up while drinking. Or even without alchohol involved like taking 8 or 10 of them cuz they cheap as fuck and most the time they free. But after a day with like 8 or 10 of them shits you wont remember shit for at least a week.

"Ding, dings, r2's". Man this homie SPEW'ed then took like 5 dings and got all violent and turned into a klepto man tryna jack anything and everything at any store he ain't give a fuck.

If you take like 5 dings your guaranteed not to remember shit for like a week and probably wake up in jail. Haha Have fun!

by lord of the dings September 25, 2009