Digital STD

A computer virus (or other form of malware) contracted from a porn site.

Can be abbreviated as DSTD.
1. "Careful on that side, dude. You might catch a DSTD."
"Hmm, you're right. I'd better put on my browser condom."

2. "Low awareness of Digital STDs is a serious issue that negatively impacts the lives of countless non-tech-savvy horny individuals."
by Jeffburton April 20, 2010
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Digital Noise

Digital Noise; Deeg'gi-tahl Noy'ze
The creation of and with the aid and or assistance of computer aided programs to manipulate conventional art such as but not limited to physical acrylic & oil painting pen & ink graphic illustrations. In using computer aided programs and in using them they the programs manipulate and deface the original artwork from its original renditions to create worthless heaps of bytes that cannot be nor ever be original as would be the case with original renditions created by means of labors of the heart to hand as seen in original physical acrylic & oil painting pen & ink graphic illustrations. In all works created solely by means of computer aided programs are not true artistic renditions worthy of being considered art in the contemporary sense.

Examples of modern day artist; Andy Warhol, Keith Haring, Shelley Jo V. Shuford, Picasso
Person one, I just love that artwork I saw on the web, and that's original.
Person two, Yeah OK sure it's nice but a machine aided in it so it's not real art it's just digital noise and easily copied again and again.
Person one, OK it's not true artistic renditions by conventional ways such as original physical acrylic & oil painting pen & ink graphic illustrations.
Person two, You see now stop with all that digital noise and have a look at this Micheal Angelo, this is real art!
by Anonymously awesomeness! October 2, 2013
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Ricing Digits

When you get a girl/guy's number off someone elses phone and start calling/texting them, not doing the work to get it yourself.
"How did you get her number man?!"
"Haha, I just riced it bro"

"Hey what are you doing on my phone?"
"Im ricin' that chicks digits"

"Why don't you ask some chicks for their numbers?"
"Na, i'll just go ricing digits later."
by `CHARLiE May 15, 2010
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digital packrat

an obsessive collector of digital media, for which ample space (disk and physical) may become problematic.
Paul was quite the digital packrat - his porn collection alone almost entirely fills his harddrive.
by pkh February 20, 2007
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Digital Brown

The act of two male friends who resort to recording and sending a text of the the sound of their fart via messenger or phone text in order to gain the satisfaction which has been lost due to a girlfriend or marriage.
"Man, after all these years, do you have to resort to "digital brown" to escape the married life? Its one thing to fart, but to record it and send it to me for a wake up call is another!
by ubistheshiznit June 19, 2010
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digit hoe

Someone who would do anything for a math problem
"Ohh! Mr. Wayne I know the answer!"
"Of course she knows the answer. She's a digit hoe"
by Ninja Dragoness January 25, 2017
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digital bean

1. A very smart person usually regarding technology.
2. The hang-out spot Lizzie and her friends went to from the Disney tv show Lizzie McGuire.
1. Person 1: Hey my computer is broken can you fix it?
Person 2: Yeah sure.
Person 1: You must be a digital bean to know a lot about computers!
by IAMTHEMASTERMIND September 24, 2009
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