A ridiculous diet made popular by celebs, especially Beyonce after she lost 20 pounds on it. Basically, you eat and drink nothing but lemon maple syrup water for at least ten days. Your body goes into starvation mode and you drop, like, FIFTY BAZILLION POUNDS. The recipe for the master cleanse juice is:
60 ounces of filtered water
12 Tablespoons of organic grade B maple syrup
12 Tablespoons of organic lemon juice
1/2 Teaspoon cayenne pepper powder
I've tried it once. ONCE. Nearly died; I felt as if I would never feel happy ever again (lol dementors)
I dropped about seven to nine pounds in on week, but felt like a living corpse. All I could do to avoid the hunger was sleep. All day. The mere mention of food or dining made me feral.
60 ounces of filtered water
12 Tablespoons of organic grade B maple syrup
12 Tablespoons of organic lemon juice
1/2 Teaspoon cayenne pepper powder
I've tried it once. ONCE. Nearly died; I felt as if I would never feel happy ever again (lol dementors)
I dropped about seven to nine pounds in on week, but felt like a living corpse. All I could do to avoid the hunger was sleep. All day. The mere mention of food or dining made me feral.
Pretentious Betch: Oh snap, I can't fit into these size 00 jeans. Time to guzzle some master cleanse!
Logical Size 4 Girl: The master cleanse diet? As in, to cleanse yourself of toxins? You're doing it to cleanse, right?
Pretentious Betch: Suuuuure am!
Logical Size 4 Girl: The master cleanse diet? As in, to cleanse yourself of toxins? You're doing it to cleanse, right?
Pretentious Betch: Suuuuure am!
by soapboxamplifier July 26, 2009
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popper diet- somehow these poppers have such a negative effect on your body that they make you lose an extreme amount of weight, like normal drug use would, causing young lassies to create a new trend, 'the popper diet', where instead of eating they smoke an excessive amount of tobacco-marijuana poppers and maintain a models anorexic figure
popper diet- somehow these poppers have such a negative effect on your body that they make you lose an extreme amount of weight, like normal drug use would, causing young lassies to create a new trend, 'the popper diet', where instead of eating they smoke an excessive amount of tobacco-marijuana poppers and maintain a models anorexic figure
"yo homie lets go smoke some poppers"
"im gonna try the popper diet because its so fetch!"
"the popper diet is going to make me look like valeria levitin! yum so skinny! all the boys will dig me"
advice: DO NOT try this. it is extremely harmful to your body!
"im gonna try the popper diet because its so fetch!"
"the popper diet is going to make me look like valeria levitin! yum so skinny! all the boys will dig me"
advice: DO NOT try this. it is extremely harmful to your body!
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A World of Warcraft server that serves as a cesspool for the illegitimate, neglected, and abused children of the world.
A server where talking crap is far more important than playing ability, as is obvious in the realm's forums. Players can observe other players here, such as Svarthorne, Wumpus, Marchosias, Outbakjack, Gaultier, Aggromagnet etc. spew loads of sewage. That being all they're able of doing, because their playing ability is the equivalent of a brain dead monkey.
A good measure of a player's talent is how much shit they talk, the more they do, the more terrible they are.
Dethecus is also a place where mildly retarded and unfunny kids try their hardest to be clever, and creative. A good way to tell if someone is one of these people that try too hard is to see if they use terms such as "GSO" and think they're actually witty or funny.
Come, join the Dethecus community, and be a part of a fantastic place where having an internet reputation is more important than not only how good of a player you actually are, but also a social life, job, school, eating, etc.
A server where talking crap is far more important than playing ability, as is obvious in the realm's forums. Players can observe other players here, such as Svarthorne, Wumpus, Marchosias, Outbakjack, Gaultier, Aggromagnet etc. spew loads of sewage. That being all they're able of doing, because their playing ability is the equivalent of a brain dead monkey.
A good measure of a player's talent is how much shit they talk, the more they do, the more terrible they are.
Dethecus is also a place where mildly retarded and unfunny kids try their hardest to be clever, and creative. A good way to tell if someone is one of these people that try too hard is to see if they use terms such as "GSO" and think they're actually witty or funny.
Come, join the Dethecus community, and be a part of a fantastic place where having an internet reputation is more important than not only how good of a player you actually are, but also a social life, job, school, eating, etc.
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*makeout sesh*
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*makeout sesh*
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