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The Master Cleanse Diet

A ridiculous diet made popular by celebs, especially Beyonce after she lost 20 pounds on it. Basically, you eat and drink nothing but lemon maple syrup water for at least ten days. Your body goes into starvation mode and you drop, like, FIFTY BAZILLION POUNDS. The recipe for the master cleanse juice is:

60 ounces of filtered water

12 Tablespoons of organic grade B maple syrup

12 Tablespoons of organic lemon juice

1/2 Teaspoon cayenne pepper powder

I've tried it once. ONCE. Nearly died; I felt as if I would never feel happy ever again (lol dementors)

I dropped about seven to nine pounds in on week, but felt like a living corpse. All I could do to avoid the hunger was sleep. All day. The mere mention of food or dining made me feral.
Pretentious Betch: Oh snap, I can't fit into these size 00 jeans. Time to guzzle some master cleanse!

Logical Size 4 Girl: The master cleanse diet? As in, to cleanse yourself of toxins? You're doing it to cleanse, right?

Pretentious Betch: Suuuuure am!
by soapboxamplifier July 26, 2009
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popper diet

popper- when a piece of a cigarette is snipped off and stuffed into a metal tube and stamped with weed, then quickly smoked through a marijuana smoking lamp (bong).

popper diet- somehow these poppers have such a negative effect on your body that they make you lose an extreme amount of weight, like normal drug use would, causing young lassies to create a new trend, 'the popper diet', where instead of eating they smoke an excessive amount of tobacco-marijuana poppers and maintain a models anorexic figure
"yo homie lets go smoke some poppers"

"im gonna try the popper diet because its so fetch!"

"the popper diet is going to make me look like valeria levitin! yum so skinny! all the boys will dig me"

advice: DO NOT try this. it is extremely harmful to your body!
by allaboutweed August 27, 2014
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Dethecus

A World of Warcraft server that serves as a cesspool for the illegitimate, neglected, and abused children of the world.

A server where talking crap is far more important than playing ability, as is obvious in the realm's forums. Players can observe other players here, such as Svarthorne, Wumpus, Marchosias, Outbakjack, Gaultier, Aggromagnet etc. spew loads of sewage. That being all they're able of doing, because their playing ability is the equivalent of a brain dead monkey.

A good measure of a player's talent is how much shit they talk, the more they do, the more terrible they are.

Dethecus is also a place where mildly retarded and unfunny kids try their hardest to be clever, and creative. A good way to tell if someone is one of these people that try too hard is to see if they use terms such as "GSO" and think they're actually witty or funny.

Come, join the Dethecus community, and be a part of a fantastic place where having an internet reputation is more important than not only how good of a player you actually are, but also a social life, job, school, eating, etc.
I 1v1'd a Dethecus player and corpse camped him for hours, because he is bad.
by Sevvy September 18, 2008
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Diet Friday

A way of defining Thursday that involves the word Friday in order to make the weekend seem that little bit closer.
What day is it?
Diet Friday
by Slim_Jim February 28, 2009
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Dethan

Pairing of Danny and Alpha werewolf twin Ethan on the MTV show Teen Wolf.
Danny: "They make me feel like a survivor."
Ethan: “I really hope you are."
*makeout sesh*

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Person: OMG! Did you see the Dethan scenes last night on teen wolf!! UNNFF!
by derekhale August 18, 2013
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dierhow

A guy that is very outgoing, and can make you laugh even when times aren't so good. He is adorable, and has a strong body. he's athletic and smart. He definitely knows how to make girls smile. He gives good hugs too ;)
"wow. dierhow is perfect"

"I know. you're lucky to have him"
by no one ;) November 26, 2013
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Diet jizz

The semen of a man who has had a vacesctomy
Dont worry about getting pregnant baby, i've got diet jizz.
by Elegendary August 3, 2016
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