dis-reprove

a statement used to confused the heck out
the person you are losing the argument to

examples :

girl : Blondes have more fun than nerds
nerd: prove it
girl : Paris hilton and all those other blondies
girl : disprove that
nerd: dis-reprove it
girl : ? ? ?

nerd : AHA! you cant do that can you
nerd : AHAHAHAHAHAHA I WIN YOU LOSE
girl : ...

by roflberry October 3, 2009

Dis Nut

When you are about to say deez nuts but it slips off of your month to only say dis nut

Hey What time is it?

DIS NUT

by WalrusTusksUnited69 September 14, 2016

Self-dis

The act of offending oneself in order to create humour, first invented in 2013 by Mr. Penfold

Mate 1: Hey you know who's a dick?

Mate 2: Me!!!!

Mate 1: Haha, great self-dis!

by WillPenfold April 18, 2014

Dies of death

It's when the main character does something so bold and brave that the others die of death.

Mom: i taek yur ps4 away
Me: NO!! 1!1
Mom: dies of death

by LigBoffaDeezNuts November 22, 2021

Dis-phobia

when you're scared of being disabled.

wagwan bro i got dis-phobia

by pickledcheerio May 21, 2022

Dis-irrelevance

1. to have refuted the claim that a specific thing is irrelevant in a case or situation.

based on the word "relevant" meaning to be on topic, the main word here is irrelevant (relevant's antonym), "dis" would mean to refute (or to remove from) when added to a word (refuting is the goal when using this word).

The relevance of the the prosecutor's comment was objected by the defendant, then their claim was refuted by the prosecutor's evidence, in the presents of their dis-irrelevance they stayed there tongue in somber silence.

by masterpackman December 6, 2011

Di Paolo

A funny bastard.

That Fred at work is a real Di Paolo.

by 1Lxa December 12, 2018