Self-dis 

The act of offending oneself in order to create humour, first invented in 2013 by Mr. Penfold

Mate 1: Hey you know who's a dick?

Mate 2: Me!!!!

Mate 1: Haha, great self-dis!

Self-dis by WillPenfold April 18, 2014

self-dissing 

When a Loser disses himself

U got Swag
No, Im white

Ah u just dissed urself
SELF-DISSING

self-dissing by NKTE November 16, 2010

Self Discipline 

The practice of dedicating oneself to the truth, delaying gratification, accepting responsibility, and having the capacity to plan for the future as well as being able to live in the moment.

Stop getting felony after felony, have some self discipline!

Self Discipline by Rolesstrav April 1, 2016

Self Disenfranchisement 

v. transitive - the act of voting so irresponsibly, or voting for such individuals whose competence level is so inadequate, that one effectively cancels out their own vote, rendering the entire voting process meaningless for said individual.

Voting for leftist, racist moonbat, slugs like Cynthia McKinney is an act of Self Disenfranchisement

Self Disenfranchisement by PR via HA August 8, 2006

self-discovery 

Masturbation.

I go on a journey of self-discovery every day -- it's good for my skin!

self-discovery by Cochleare cineris October 15, 2010

self-disgesting 

When you have sent a friend out to buy food and they take their time, leaving you waiting, starving hungry.

Dude, why is Mike taking so long with the take-aways? I'm self-disgesting!

self-disgesting by Yogs April 1, 2007

Self discovery 

Deciding you want to be gay and having anal for the first time

When Bob had nook with Jim he was on a path of self discovery

Self discovery by orange man gang February 13, 2021