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The Annual Kentucky Derby

The act of engaging in intercourse with your partner at the start of the annual Kentucky Derby horse race in an attempt to finish prior to the winning horse and jockey.
Dave: Hey Kyle, do you have your bet in for The Annual Kentucky Derby?
Kyle: Yeah, Sara and I have been practicing, and I think we can beat even Seabiscut!
by fivewide May 6, 2023
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Penis Derby

When a group of buddies get together and pair up. One jerks the other off until he cums. First to come wins the race!
I can’t wait for the penis derby this year. I love being gay with my friends!
by Jared Softturds December 24, 2022
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Derbie

Derbie is a wonderful, funny and calm person. She loves being around people and making everyone laugh. She can be loud and annoying but also very calm and carrying. When she’s sad she wont show it and she still would cheer you up instead of herself. Once you get to know a Derbie never leave her.
He: I like that funny girl over there. She seems cool

me: Well that’s derbie
by theonewhomakeseveryonesmile November 22, 2021
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Golden Derby

When a group of elderly women use strap on to gang rape somebody.
I heard those ladies have golden derby on the farm.
by Fluffaroo November 1, 2019
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derby day

A day in which Archie, Joe, Ben and Tyler all play each other on Sneefa 20.
Ben: "WHO'S READY FOR FUCKING DERBY DAY BOYS?"
Tyler: "Who"
by benji2004 November 21, 2020
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kentucky derby anal piledriver

wooptity poop scoop nigga you built like Mr Grey AKA lightskin slayer and MS-13 annihilator.
Nigga you truly are a kentucky derby anal piledriver pulling up on that migrant camp.
by black doofenshmirtz April 2, 2021
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denver derby

when you take a shit and flush, racing to finish wiping your ass and throw the toilet paper in the toilet before it's done flushing. a successful denver derby leaves no toilet paper behind
overplayed my hand trying to do a denver derby last night and clogged the fuck out of my toilet lmao
by peter_pansy May 6, 2021
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