Lost and Found Department

or, LAFD, where pickpockets stash their swag

"Has he shown you the Lost and Found Department with all his swag?"

"Naw, he don't trust me."

by berkeleyreporter August 28, 2012

Call the fire department cause my kitty on fire

Another variant of hot pussy

"Someone call the fire department cause my kitty on fire." Is what she said shortly after being diagnosed with gonorrhea.

by Zyklon_ March 4, 2022

the departed

A great movie directed by Martin Scorsese that won best picture of 2006. Slightly overrated.

The Departed, directed by Martin Scorsese.

by Adrian May 1, 2007

home depot

1.to declare your tools offlimits or to claim you dont have any when someone wants to borrow yours

2. to give a hint that you dont care or dont have time to help look for lost tools when ask to help find them

Another words " home depot will at least tell you which isle its in and be more than happy to sale it to you"

3.another way to tell a person figure it out on your own, or go ask someone who cares, if asked for advice on how to do something. because home depot employees claim to care, try to help, and are convinced that they know everything,

1.do you have a hammer i can use?
no, home depot does
2.Will you help me find a hammer?
no, Home depot will
3.Do you know how to fix this?
no,home depot knows

by Scotty King February 16, 2008

Tallahassee Police Department

A corrupt police department located in Tallahasse, Florida. They are full of Florida State University bandwaggoners so they refuse to arrest Jameis Winston for rape and shoplifting because he is their star quarterback.

The Tallahassee Police Department is paid by Florida State University to not arrest their criminal football players

by xHilarious iFunny November 13, 2014

home depot

1.) Rosie O'Donnell's home. Each Home Depot comes with its own Rosie clone.
2.) The most lesbionic thing in the world.

1.) Rosie O'Donnell lives at Home Depot.

2.) Chastity Bono is so lesbionic, she's Home Depot.

by Aunt Gina November 9, 2005

the Home Depot

When you are banging your woman from behind, pull out and cum on her ass like you are shooting a bead of caulk down the crack of her ass...then lick your index finger and run your finger down her ass crack to smooth it out.

I gave my woman the Home Depot right after we got home from Lowe's.

by Starletta January 11, 2009