Deceptive Cum

Another way to say Decepticon.

You've heard of Decepticons, now get ready for Deceptive Cum.

by a real bean May 26, 2017

decepticookie

An oatmeal raisin cookie that upon first glance looked like a delicious chocolate chip cookie.

His appetite, yea his very world, collapsed when, upon close inspection, he discovered the plate was covered with decepticookies.

by Nerdzar July 5, 2017

deceptive fisting

A rule in Muggle Quidditch in which the beaters of a team claim immunity by putting their fist in the air when immunity cannot be claimed, i.e. when their teammate already has a bludger or the opposing team does not have 2 out of the three bludgers in possession.

That beater put up his fist even though his partner had a bludger! That's deceptive fisting!

by SnitchSnatch October 29, 2017

decapafuckintated

To decapitate in a glorious manner, such that the opportunity for an adjective is missed due to the magnitude of the decapitation. Decapitation in this way, is fucking severe.

That dude got decapafuckintated!

by im the twin batman January 31, 2018

Decepticondom

the sworn enemy of the autothots

oh shit there is a autothot help go get the decepticondoms

by Megacondom February 8, 2018

Decapitating the german

Masturbation.

- Jim, what are you doing?!
- Nothing, just decapitating the german.

by kubik23_23 February 11, 2018

Deceptionomics

The study of the nature, grammatics, presentational parameters, and metrics of purposely deceptive online headlines, graphics, and other engineered messages intended principally to mislead the viewer into clicking online links that benefit the deceptor financially, politically, or socially.

The deceptionomics of that website doesn't allow it to permit an iota of truth to emerge.

Deceptionomically, it wouldn't make sense for the candidate to concede the truth of even a part of the allegations.

by Azusakimball September 14, 2018