donkey kong

dk donkey Kong dk donkey Kong is here hes the leader of the bunch you know him well hes finally back to kick some tail hes bigger faster and stronger too hes the first member of the dk crew .

oh man that donkey kong is such a hunk i hope he does the poo poo in my mouth

ps hes hot

by mac and cheese sex is great January 26, 2018

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act a donkey

To act a fool
To get crunk
To act an ass

"Keshawn was at that the party last night drunk as hell ya know he act a donkey!"

by Ms. Dade County June 18, 2006

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Donkey Cock

An extremely large penis. Having a penis the size of a donkey's.

Damn bro.....not that I was looking, but you got a donkey cock. or

I gave this whore my donkey cock the other night and she almost went into convulsions it was so huge.

by Baloon Knot Bill July 12, 2009

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donkey girl scout mess

A problem of one's own making which is of truely epic proportions.

When Julie and Sarah decided to lie to their folks so they could go to the concert neither was allowed to attend, they created a donkey girl scout mess for themselves.

by Pinkie_Flamingo November 6, 2010

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cum donkey

a girl who after performing oral sex carries the cum in her mouth to the nearest sink to spit it out, hence the donkey refrence.

That Julia is such a cum donkey she can handle up to four guys in one trip.

by ufodog624 July 29, 2008

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Special Needs Donkey

A human being who is so inept that their intelligence is below that of not just a donkey, but a donkey with special needs.

Can be shortened to "SND".

"Did you hear that question Special Needs Donkey just asked me? How does he even dress himself in the morning?"

"My boss is such an SND; I can't believe he got me to help him dial the phone."

by mizzbigglesworth May 5, 2010

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