Real Doll

A soft, life-like and flexible manniquin with orifices for pathetic, ugly men to have sex with.

"Hi I'd like to buy a Real Doll for $5000 because I'm a lonely freak that wants to fuck plastic.."

by Rayza January 22, 2004

blow up doll

A plastic device (male or female) that roystee uses to satisfy his sexual desires when prostitutes are unavailable.

Roystee said, "How else can a fat fuck like me get laid?"

by Dr. Phil December 20, 2003

Vonny The Ken Doll

Vonny The Ken Doll is a Canadian Television Personality and Celebrity Blogger.

Vonny The Ken Doll Ken Doll The Ken Doll

by DanielDfour November 23, 2010

ken doll crotch

Referring to a person with, in theory, no twig and berries. Just a smooth nether region.

Oscar - "Hey, K-Rocc, your a homo!"

K-Rocc - "Listen here Ken doll crotch, at least I got something"

by K-Rocc January 7, 2010

KiSS doll

KiSS is an acronym which stands for Kisekae Set System (Kisekae is a Japanese word referring to changing clothes). KiSS dolls are a type of virtual paperdoll which originated in Japan in the early 90s, but in recent years have become more popular in the western world. In addition to drag-and-drop changing clothes, the KiSS encoding allows for special effects to be used, such as music or animation.

"Wow, look at the art on this KiSS doll!"

"This KiSS doll could've used more effort."

by Alcy August 1, 2004

ol' doll

Used in Ireland...a name a guy calls his girlfriend or just a girl.

Example 1:
Look at the legs on that ol' doll!

Example 2:
The ol' doll's nagging me to quit smoking...

by JaL January 5, 2005

sex doll

the closest thing to a human that my pp has been in.

friend: you dude have you lost your virginity yet?

Me: does losing it to a sex doll count?

Friend: No.

by StupidPooPooFace May 27, 2021