What men usually do constantly when their wife or girlfriends are out of town for a weekend or longer. "Piddle" refers to doing menial chores or activities by themselves, followed by masturbation or "diddle", because of boredom.
Troy: "Hey man, what did you do this weekend with Liz out of town?"
Travis: "Not much, dude. I was pretty bored, so I spent most of the time cleaning the house and masturbating.
Troy: "Ah, the old piddle and diddle weekend. Sweet!"
Travis: "Not much, dude. I was pretty bored, so I spent most of the time cleaning the house and masturbating.
Troy: "Ah, the old piddle and diddle weekend. Sweet!"
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Diddle
• diddler
• diddled
• diddle-doo
• Diddle boy
• diddle kids
• diddle stick
• diddlehead
• diddleysquat
• diddle-ass
Where a male is having a wank while a girl fondles his testitcles to get the kids raring to go, he eventually splooges in her eye socket deforming her vision and feeling like a wankstain. After all, she is one. Can also be done when initiating satanic rituals or completing Prison Break on GTA 5
Man 1: Bro, I just Wank-A-Diddled my girl!
Man 2: w̶̲͆ạ̴̃n̶͉͝k̴̙͠-̴͈̾a̴̞͠- ̖͂d ̗̕i̵͓̔d̶̩́d̴͕̄l ͕̎y̵̝͆- ̙̾d̶́͜o̴͚̓,̵̬̈́ ̴̤̒n ̻̿o ̳̇w ̬̕ ̶̖̂y̶̩͝o̴̰̎u ̩͝ ̴̠̓ḧ̵̬́a̴̜̚v ͖̕e ̭̑ ̵͖̾H ͠ͅĨ̵͇V ͍̌ ̭̑t̵̳͗o ͓͗o ̗̂
Man 2: w̶̲͆ạ̴̃n̶͉͝k̴̙͠-̴͈̾a̴̞͠- ̖͂d ̗̕i̵͓̔d̶̩́d̴͕̄l ͕̎y̵̝͆- ̙̾d̶́͜o̴͚̓,̵̬̈́ ̴̤̒n ̻̿o ̳̇w ̬̕ ̶̖̂y̶̩͝o̴̰̎u ̩͝ ̴̠̓ḧ̵̬́a̴̜̚v ͖̕e ̭̑ ̵͖̾H ͠ͅĨ̵͇V ͍̌ ̭̑t̵̳͗o ͓͗o ̗̂
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