Blew the Diaper

To fail miserably.

To fail so hard your undergarments are compared to that of a baby having massive diarrhea up their back.

To have the upper hand and completely suck. Hard.

<can also be used in other tenses>

Payton Manning blew the diaper. Hard.

Or

Payton Manning had a big ass diaper blowout in the Super Bowl.

by GalNasty February 2, 2014

diaper dipstick

When you stick your finger in your kids diaper to see if they have pooped.

Has Billy pooped yet?
Not sure. I'll diaper dipstick him. Yes, he pooped.

by Noisy Potato May 31, 2021

diaper walk

Telltale sign of a male homosexual who has engaged in way too many anal encounters. The diaper walk is characterized by a slow perambulation with butt cheeks tightly clenched to ensure sphincter closure to avoid involuntary leakage. The term is derived from the fact that adult diapers are often required because normal rectal control has been compromised.

Craig: What's that oddball gait Tom is sporting on his way to the cafeteria?
Joe: Oh, that's his diaper walk from years of punching the starfish

by wch-meister September 29, 2017

Chin diaper

Covid-19 mask smells like poop

Your chin diaper

by Kingofdick November 11, 2020

Diaper Surprise

The chunks of not quite absorbed cocoa mix at the bottom of the glass. Seen after completion of beverage.

I finished my hot chocolate, and of course, looked in and saw the diaper surprise!

by .Bruk November 15, 2009

diaper fudge

Noun: The nastiest, most gross of feces. This is the worst kind of poo. It is semi-solid, but runny at the same time, and can be various in coloration. Most of the time, it's what you find in a stank baby diaper. When describing a situation, this term can also be used as an alternative to bullshit, dog shit, or horse shit when it is necessary to be politically correct.

1) Lots of cheesy Mexican food mixed with multiple kinds of cheap alcohol will give you extreme diaper fudge if you're not careful.

2) (In front of the boss) Dude! Did our website really just go down for the 5th time today? That's some serious diaper fudge!

by BrianSD March 3, 2008

Diaper man

Something that you say to someone who has their head in their ass, someone who is an absolute fucking retard with no idea what the fuck is going on around them. This person is typically a fucking dork (often times named Anthony).

Bro can u shut up, your such a diaper man!!!

by Cole Jarvis November 29, 2020