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poop and dash

The act of arriving at a location and immediately heading to the shitter and dropping a deuce whether small and dainty like that of a cat or large and gruesome like the dark lord satan himself is using your asshole as a portal into this world and then promptly leaving the premises never to return because what you did in that bathroom is probably against the Geneva Convention.
-"Wanna head over to that Kristen girl's house for that party?"
-"Can't bro. I totally did a poop and dash there last week."
by Maccadangdang July 15, 2017
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Icicle Dash

Take 12-15 guys to a playground and have them lay on the jungle gym with their dongs dangling down through like icicles. Run through the dangling dongs like you are running though icicles, preferably with your mouth agape and tongue out letting them smack you in the face.
Dude #1-We'll, off to the public playground again.

Dude #2- Going on an icicle dash? Need me to hang out on the monkey bars again?

Dude #1 - No thanks! I'm taking all of my frat bros down with me again.
by TheAC January 27, 2017
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wanna dash

Dashing rasberry,is a code for the common use of smoking weed. Its the new popular thing (or will be)
. to dash rasberry means to smoke weed or pot. -verb- dash

-weed-: rasberry

Note: Do NOT mistake rasberry to the common fruit raspberry
"Ayo ma thug, I dashed like a full bowl of rasberry's this morning".

do you know where i can find rasberry's?(do you know where i can find weed?)
pass me the bong, i wanna dash some.(i wanna smoke some)
do you wanna dash rasberry
by Popular Words October 9, 2013
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Pelican Dash

Where you are caught off-guard and need a shit, so you fly upstairs quickly. And unload rapidly into the toilet. all round the pan.
“I was so close to losing my virginity last night man, I got to nervous. Ran to the toilet and Pelican Dashed. Nearly shit myself
by D.RoseFan December 23, 2018
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Night Dash

The act of running down the street at about midnight pissing on the ground. Usually done in crowds.
Yo, we're gonna go Night Dash tonight.
by jiggleworth22 September 2, 2016
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Dash Rush

The time of day where everybody you follow is online, reblogging the most amazing things, making you reblog them, which ends up in your blog becoming more awesome.
Eve gained twenty followers today because she reblogged so many quality posts during the Dash Rush.
by Elanervosa April 12, 2011
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Half-dash

To dine at a restaurant, displeased with the service/food and peace out paying only half the bill.
"This food sucks, but we ate it all.. Let's half-dash"!
by crazyfooc September 29, 2011
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