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Darking

To intentionally ignore someone by turning off your phone and ignoring all calls to pursue other activities. Generally a courting partner
I`ll hang with you guys today, i ain`t seeing her ,no way . I be darking her. I`ll put her on blackout.
by tgi-myday June 2, 2011
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Daring sexual rendezvous

Can be preplanned or spontaneous but must be something that is sexually adventerous and risky that not only satisfies ones sexual urges but also the need to do something out of the norm.

Engaging in an unbridled,surprising ,and daring sexual act you personally have not done before that took moxy and aggresiveness because it was completely ruled by spontaneity and hormonal urges.

Can either be iniated by male or female
He spotted an unknown atteractive women acroos the room,their eyes met,he knew now what he needed to do,so he seductively grabbed her by the hand and led her to the restrooom,pressed her up against the wall where he lifted up her skirt and proceeded to have sex with her because he could no longer contain his urges, he finally engaged in his long time fantasy to have a daring sexual rendezvous.
by signature behavior May 4, 2009
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Danlings

(Dan-ling) Male or female admirer of Dan Hawkins, guitarist from rock band The Darkness.
If you answer yes to any of these, its fair to say you are a Danling. Some of these will apply to Darklings also, but mainly Danlings.

You know your a Danling when...

You own one or more Thin Lizzy shirts

You know exactly which shirt THAT shirt is

You know what 'floof is and who snookums is

When you wear your watch on your right arm instead of your left

When you know things Dan has said off by heart

Worse still, when you start dropping Dan quotes into random conversations

When you start naming things Dan

When you design, make and wear a T Shirt with his name/face on

When you have photos of him in your wallet/purse/keyring

You start to smoke Marlboro Lights (not good)

You also start to drink Jack Daniels and Aftershock (one of each colour) because you know Dan does

Same also applies to Stella Artois beer

You glare at people reading the NME and if you talk to them, you stop talking to them until they don't buy it anymore

When you get a tattoo of Dans name, or something relating to Dan

When you start to take an interest in every band Dan likes, Queen, Lizzy etc

When you get a sudden obsession for belts

When you suddenly want to learn/go to Lowestoft more

When you spend three hours on a Saturday morning watching some poxy kids show because Dan's going to be on it for a few milli seconds, actually that applies to any programme that Dan 'might' be on

You know all Dans moves during certains songs (pointing out to audience during Makin Out, turning his back during Get Your Hands Off My Woman etc)

You start wearing braclets/chains on your wrists and have never done so before

You spend hours trawling ebay trying to buy a guitar pick of his

You start wearing a cross around your neck, for no other reason than that Dan does
by Sidney38 January 23, 2007
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Texas Wrangler Darlin'

WOW! This girl has a 4.0 GPA, hundreds of service hours, is absolutely gorgeous, has guys falling all over her, is surrounded by an entourage 24/7, is at every Longhorn game, AND can drink you under the table?!! She MUST be a Texas Wrangler Darlin'
by KelseyJames1990 December 12, 2010
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Dartington Threesome

Something that promises to be good, but is in fact so disappointing it is positively injurious.
This stems from the case of a certain Mr X, a plumber from Hitchin, Herts, UK, whose former girlfriend offered him a threesome as a birthday treat - except that on answering the door in expectation of his partner's friend, the extra person - who was male (sub-optimal, but not in itself fatal to the project), turned out instead to be expecting a homosexual encounter as Mr X's girlfriend was proposing merely to watch whilst Mr X had sex with the stranger - ie "A Dartington Threesome" is an M-M but no F threesome...".
by Vulgarsty May 10, 2021
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dorling

dorling is one with the ladies
by Dorling March 1, 2017
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tongue darting

The USA took home the 2016 Tongue Darting Championship in Iceland.
by DarJen July 7, 2018
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