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Darlinged 

The feeling of sudden shock when you discover that your bank account is empty because your personal details which were lost by Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs were then used for identity theft. Courtesy of the Rt. Hon Alistair Darling et al.
- "Arrrgh! Where did all our $*!@$%@ money go?!?!"
- "You know when you've been Darlinged!"
Darlinged by Pedrosa von Beagle December 24, 2007
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Darlinged 

to be followed by a person who is not welcome. This person always calls and includes themselves with the people that do not like them and will often show up in strange places. Person will often make up stories to sound cool or fit in. someone whos girl friend you could easily get with
i was so darlinged when i got home and saw that kid pretending to work out... i then had to listen to his pointless stories for hours on end.
Darlinged by DIRTY V@g May 13, 2009
A person whom you love the most, more than anything in the whole entire world.

A person who deserves all your attention and affection
Someone you should dote on regularly and give plenty of care to.

A beautiful and lovable person who is also very kind.
You are my darling, and I love you the most.
Darling by Eye Do April 6, 2020

Wally Darling 

Wally Darling is someone from a ARG (Alternate reality game) called "welcome home" . They can somewhat eat with their eyes and have a dark backstory. They also call you neighbor alot. they have their eys open most of the time and barley blink.
some random person: Hi Wally Darling!
Wally Darling: Hello neighbor~

Sienna darling 

A beautiful, classy girl. Artistic, passionate--a go getter. Deep emotionally with an amazing capacity to love and be loved. Very talented and everyone's best friend. A natural mother and nurturer. Girls want to be her, Guys want to marry her.
Sienna darling by MuffinHeadRn October 3, 2016

darling pan 

The paring of Wendy Darling and Peter Pan, generally based on the show Once Upon A Time.
Fangirl: I ship Darling Pan
darling pan by Idkjustsomestuff January 9, 2015

Mittens & Darling 

In a world, where good cop meets nice cop... you have, Officers Mittens & Darling. Their sole motivation for entering law enforcement came from the same cause. Taking down the person responsible for killing their ethnic families. Baron von Grant. Grant, a Nazi sympathizer, is hellbent on seeing through a plan he calls "the Paco-ronus". A badly punned usage of the Harry Potter spell Patronus; where he intends to build a wall along the border. Davis dipping all "undesirables" in the process... Luckily for humanity, Officer Mittens & Darling are both white, and take him out for ice cream and tickles instead.
If it weren't for the adorable Mittens & Darling, I'd probably have a hot Takis up my dickhole right about now.
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