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Danlings

(Dan-ling) Male or female admirer of Dan Hawkins, guitarist from rock band The Darkness.
If you answer yes to any of these, its fair to say you are a Danling. Some of these will apply to Darklings also, but mainly Danlings.

You know your a Danling when...

You own one or more Thin Lizzy shirts

You know exactly which shirt THAT shirt is

You know what 'floof is and who snookums is

When you wear your watch on your right arm instead of your left

When you know things Dan has said off by heart

Worse still, when you start dropping Dan quotes into random conversations

When you start naming things Dan

When you design, make and wear a T Shirt with his name/face on

When you have photos of him in your wallet/purse/keyring

You start to smoke Marlboro Lights (not good)

You also start to drink Jack Daniels and Aftershock (one of each colour) because you know Dan does

Same also applies to Stella Artois beer

You glare at people reading the NME and if you talk to them, you stop talking to them until they don't buy it anymore

When you get a tattoo of Dans name, or something relating to Dan

When you start to take an interest in every band Dan likes, Queen, Lizzy etc

When you get a sudden obsession for belts

When you suddenly want to learn/go to Lowestoft more

When you spend three hours on a Saturday morning watching some poxy kids show because Dan's going to be on it for a few milli seconds, actually that applies to any programme that Dan 'might' be on

You know all Dans moves during certains songs (pointing out to audience during Makin Out, turning his back during Get Your Hands Off My Woman etc)

You start wearing braclets/chains on your wrists and have never done so before

You spend hours trawling ebay trying to buy a guitar pick of his

You start wearing a cross around your neck, for no other reason than that Dan does
by Sidney38 January 23, 2007
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Kill your darlings

“In writing, you must kill your darlings.” --William Faulkner

This literary advice refers to the dangers of an author using personal favorite elements. While these may hold special meaning for the author, they can cause readers to roll their eyes for reasons such as:

-Purple prose
-Narm
-Egregious overuse of a word or phrase
Did he seriously just use the word "egregious" up there? Dude, kill your darlings.
by FeO2 October 15, 2012
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darlings

A boy and a girl that act as if they are boyfriend and girlfriend (hold hands, kiss, cuddle, call each other pet names, etc.) but due to circumstances or timing have yet to officially announce they are dating
Guy #1: Dude are you dating Heather or what?
Guy #2: No man, we are just darlings.
by friskycurtain August 22, 2008
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Darlings nuts are spicy

My nuts are spicy🍆🌶
Darlings nuts are spicy that they come in a siracha jar
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Danling

Another young, playful soul. An artist who thinks, a thinker who dreams, and a dreamer who fantasizes. A narcissist who praises her own perfection despite others’ opinions, and

a partisan who takes the side of her friends regardless of their decisions. She is always the laughter in a room, and the sunshine in the gloomiest corner. She loves like there’s no return, and she double returns for the other one’s love. She loves unconditional, make you smile during a quarrel. She forgives unconditional as well, even if it’s the most heartless misjudgments from the loved one. Her energy is like a jug of expresso with 0 sugar or cream at 8 o’clock. Her love is like a cup of boba tea with 150% sweetness and a pinch of caramel on top. After all and most importantly, she is and will remain Billy’s lover, and Billy is the luckiest man, dead or alive.
If you are looking for the baddest bitch, be sure to leave Danling alone, cuz she’s a good bitch.
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Little Darlings (LDs)

Strip club off Broadway in San Francisco, CA. The establishment typically hires hoodrats from the Bay Area, but once in a while you can find a really hot chick. The club has a VIP area, which is a joke. At least now, they have servers that bring you non-alcoholic drinks.

On any given night of the week, you are likely to find Luie and Paulie hanging around talking to the girls or freely working the door.
-Hey man, are we going to Little Darlings (LDs), you know, LDs tonight? I hear Natasha is going to be working the pole.
-Swear...
by Luis from SF January 10, 2009
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darlings

A boy and a girl that act as if they are boyfriend and girlfriend (hold hands, kiss, cuddle, call each other pet names, etc.) but due to circumstances or timing have yet to officially announce they are dating
Dude 1: So are you dating Heather or what?
Dude 2: No, we're just darlings.
by frisky curtain October 11, 2008
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