cumberbox

a box to keep my cum in, not yours.

my cumberbox is as big as a poubelle.

by lemonboy October 2, 2006

cumber

A retarded individual who will do most anything due to the lack of common sense and pride.

Eating cat food on a dare, hugging and kissing an empty keg of beer, and acting like a chimp while sober would all be good examples of being a 'cumber'. Generally annoying most of the time, slurred speech is common in the person, usually uttering extremely stupid comments. Tell-tale sign of being a 'cumber'? Singing Simple Man after being asked to stop by friends.

by Twoslices OfBread January 23, 2004

cumberlodge

a turd so long and unbroken when dispatched that it refuses to leave the bowl, even after several flushes.

'Dad!' cried little Jimmy, 'We've got a cumberlodge'. 'Don't worry son, i'll get my walking stick and we'll break it up a bit first'.

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

Cumberbumble

A word invented on the spot by a stoned person to make a point, ie 'Cumberbumbling'. Often prefaced by a pause as the person tries to figure out an actual word to say and fails. Most often paired with words such as 'like', 'shit man' and 'woah'.

"That blunt was so fat I...kisjefugh...fuck."
"Dude, that was such a cumberbumble."

by Pseudiddlyudynym February 19, 2012

Cumberland Pipeline

When your sibling cums into a condom and freezes it. Later, the condom is taken out of the freezer and used as a dildo.

Ian: Last night my sister wanted a Cumberland Pipeline, so I jacked off to a Hannah Montana music video.
Jen: How did your sister like it?
Ian: She still prefers the Alaskan Pipeline.

by AK<4 July 10, 2012

Cumberlord/lady

1.Any person who has a deep fasination with the wonderful, beautiful, talented English stage and on-screen actor Benedict Cumberbatch.

2. A reference given to people who admire the beautiful features of Benedict Cumberbatch. ex- his green eyes, beautiful cheekbones, sexy tousled hair.

3. The same meaning like "Cumberbitch"

4. This word should be more in use, because Benedict Cumberbatch don't want that his fans call themselves "Cumberbitches"

I'm obsessed with Benedict Cumberbatch, thats why I call myself a Cumberlady.

I'm a Cumberlord/lady

by CumberladyoftheLord May 25, 2013

Cumberland Sausage with Mayo

A large piece of fecal matter splattered with the semen of a willing partner and consumed as a healthy mid afternoon snack.

Alfred : I'm peckish and in need of nourishment
Geoffrey : How about we enjoy a Cumberland sausage with mayo together?
Alfred: Excellent idea! I shall lay a perfect stool now.

by Big Dick Australia January 1, 2018