cryptofacist

something bad and oppresive in a general or vague sense

what listers younger self believes many things are

"i hate possesions i loathe materials its just so... cryptofacist"

by jamesuel July 11, 2007

CRYPTONAIRE

A person who has all different sorts and types of cryptocurrency in hopes in becoming a millionaire.

OMG Did you hear James is a Cryptonaire... He got Bitcoin, Litecoin, Ethereum, Dash, Ripple, Dogecoin, NEO and much more.

by TheCryptoGeek October 24, 2017

cryptopsy

Open surgery for crypted docs

My day long cryptopsy went fine....

by sandipto October 28, 2003

cryptochronoconalyte

A strong strain of weed "custom" grown by JD

The name originates from a weed joke from Katt Williams

Damn this cryptochronoconalyte it some fucking dank ass bud.

by JD0x0 October 2, 2009

cryptochondriac

a person who is actually hypochondriac in nature but pretends not to be so.

What? You are not anxious about your health? I know you are a cryptochondriac.

by uttam maharjan March 18, 2010

Crypto-tosser

1. Verb, One who masturbates in secret.

2. Adjective, A person who befriends another, with an ulteria motive to extort from them. Projected to and thought of by the victim as a friend, although they're blatently a relentless tosser.

A: "I lent a tenner to your mate steve the other day, he's moved to Brighton."
B: "I thought he was really safe."
A: "So did I"
B: "Tosser!"
A: "No, crypto-tosser!"

by TomOscarSiSedrickEliRabinski February 15, 2012

Cryptoloot

Money, but it's not real, because it's in cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin, Ethereum, Dogecoin...

Now that I quit my job I've just been smoking weed, coding, and making cryptoloot.

by Mr Modulus May 2, 2018