Crumpet Face

Someone who's face is more pitted than the moon. Seal is a nae bad singer but he is a bit of a crumpet face.

Seal eighties singer and crumpet face.

by Duthart December 23, 2007

Boobie crumbs

When women eat food and bits of food falls into their cleavage.

Whoops… I accidentally dropped some rice crackers down my cleavage.

Ohh… you mean you got some boobie crumbs.

by Jill D. and Kevin C. August 22, 2008

Shit Crumbs

The flaky dry substance of fecal matter combined with toliet paper that is found on bathroom toliets

This toliet has not been cleaned in ages, look at all of the shit crumbs!

by D Phil March 15, 2006

ass crumbs

It is when a person does not take a shower for a few days and has taken a few dumps and leaves dried pieces of shit behind on the toilet bowl

I went to take a dump and some nasty fucker left ass crumbs on the toilet bowl seat

by Carl Hard February 21, 2009

cap'n crums

the crums and pieces at the bottom of a box of cap'n crunch or other cereal

Devon: hey dude do u have any cereal? I'm starving

Brandon: no sorry bro just some cap'n crums...

Devon:... crap...

by brandonius the destroyer January 13, 2010

crumpit

(ENGLISH VERSION). From the swinging 60s era, also from 'Carry on' films a really beautiful girl usually with large breasts who puts out.

'Cor blimey, Judy is a really tasty bit of crumpit'. 'Can't wait to get home to get my tea and crumpit'.
'she's a nice piece of crumpit'. The sort of thing Austin Powers would say, 'I wouldn't mind getting my hands on your crumpit (girlfriend) mate!' Or 'Oi, piss off, find your own crumpit'.

by Doctor Holliday January 19, 2010

crumudgen

A crabby ass bastard

All Hugh does is complain about his life, he is a damn crumudgen!

by meghan kirk December 27, 2003