crotch crickets

Another name for "Phthiris pubis", the pubic louse (crabs).

Joey had sexual relations with a dirty girl, and was afflicted with a nasty case of crotch crickets.

by Derek Smith May 9, 2003

crotch-vision

An affliction or blessing that causes a person to constantly stare at crotches.

"Girl, crotch-vision has struck again! Look at Wang Chung in that polyester jumpsuit over there! It's like a bad car accident. My eyes can't look away from his dirty souf."

by Miss Marie April 24, 2006

Crotch Pot Cookin'

When it is so hot outside that a man's pants become a boiling pot for his nuts.

It's so hot outside that Jack says his nuts are doin' a lil crotch pot cookin'!

by Jon (943) August 2, 2008

Crotch Cooties

Anytype of sexually transmitted disease...especially Herpes

Tyrone: Man, did you hear about that freak Lisa?
Darnell: Naw! What about her?
Tyrone: Man, that hoe got a bad case of them crotch cooties from lettin Lil Daryl an'nem run a train on her last month!
Darnell: Word?! That's messed up...

by Dre-Dre from the Block February 27, 2009

Crimcheck

Crimcheck is the act of conducting a criminal records check on an individual, usually for employment purposes or for law enforcement use.

Crimcheck is also the name of the Australian criminal records computer system, similar to the American's FBI NCIC system but used by Australian law enforcement.

Crimcheck.com is a website used to conduct background checks for private corporations and businesses.

The police conducted a crimcheck on that guy and found he had three warrants for his arrest.

by Monkey Man Guy August 28, 2009

crotch tent

Boner, Erect Penis, Hard On.

This stripper was so freakin hot I pitched a crotch tent.

by t0sh1r0 December 24, 2009

crotch tingle

A tingling in the genital area, usually experienced when sexually aroused.

When you talk like that it gives me such a crotch tingle.

by Crotch Tingle May 11, 2010