Cream of Wheat

A porn that depicts a colored man in a cream of wheat box getting his male genitalia worked by a white voluptuous 80's porn star female with a a white gentleman in a toast costume dancing in a very peculiar manner.

Scenario. When standing with friends and talking.
You: The funny thing about cream of wheat is...
Person A: What are you talking about?
Person B: OMG (Bust out laughing).
Person A: Whats so funny?

by s13_coupekilla September 29, 2010

Creach

An incredibly ugly person. Said person may or may not be from this planet or completely human.

That guy in front of us in the Walmart checkout line is a total creach.

I hate going to the DMV, it's always a giant creach-fest.

Notable examples: Steve Buscemi, Anthony Davis, Lil Wayne, Honey Boo Boo's mom, Voldemort, Everyone in West Virginia, Etc.

by RobFord69 February 13, 2014

whipped cream

kinky in a kan

get some whipped cream and we'll have some fun!!!

by ImSoHoRnYsExPlZ October 14, 2008

teen cream

Two drops of jizz from a pubescent boys cock.

When I was 13 I finally got some teen cream.

by Cappy1 June 11, 2004

The Cremation Question

If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?

Anon: If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?
biggest-gaudiest-fish: Oh my gosh I can’t believe I got the Cremation question!! My song would have to be: Girls/Girls/Boys by Panic! At the Disco

by Holosexual Patronus November 18, 2018

Cream cheese pussy

When that pussy so good that it tastes, feels, and spreads like your favourite Philadelphia cream cheese. Cream cheese pussy is felt not smelled nor admired. Whether your cream cheese pussy is salmon or garlic, it should be generously spread on a lightly toasted everything bagel.

Bro was that cream cheese pussy last night?

by Filadelfia July 25, 2019

Sour cream potato cakes

Eating jizz out of someone's ass cheeks.

I had a some sour cream potato cakes for breakfast this morning!

by Hoe Inn June 21, 2009