Batty crease lips

Batty crease lips are dem lips that are dried up. The crusty lips that look like tiger bread. No one wants go near them because they look like a pensioners batty.

James says to Jordan;
Oi jord you got dem batty crease lips man. Get some vasoline on dat shit.

by Battyshit June 22, 2017

Crease monkey

1. Gynecologist
2. Vage mechanic

Worker: can I have the afternoon off to go to my gyne appointment?
Manager: Sure. Visiting the vage mechanic again?
Worker: yeah. Time to let that crease monkey get a good look under the hood.

by Urban_Filth November 15, 2012

creashaks organzine

A seed in Minecraft that will give you the seed "0". This world is known for being glitched.

Person 1: "What seed do you want me to have for my minecraft world?"
Person 2: "Creashaks Organzine"

by PigIA January 13, 2021

Piss crease

A womens crack that is smeared with stale piss.

John says to jim "So john have you pounded your pork sword into her piss crease yet?" To which john replyed "No you daft twat shes my sister!".

by William epps. October 6, 2008

Cooter Crabs

The type of genital crabs that chicks get in there vagina.

That chick I fucked last night gave me her cooter crabs.

by Assbark April 1, 2010

your creps are dead fam

Creps = Shoes

People may say 'your creps are dead fam' as a way of expressing how bad they think your shoes are.

Ey pussyo, your creps are dead fam.

by renzoi November 7, 2019

Mr. Crabs

A thicc ass crab you dont want in your bed.

Mr. Crabs is Raping me This isnt fake im serious oh go helplrgpouhrg

by icantfindanameso December 18, 2019