Cottage Creamer

A girl who is so fat, she cums cottage cheese!

I got totally beasted on last night. She was a real cottage creamer.

by gooh!!! December 25, 2007

Kentucky Coffee Creamer

When you diarrhea in your sexual partner's vagina/anus, use it as lubricant, jizz in their saggy hole, then French-kiss the mixture.

Known as a Kentucky Hot Cocoa when doing it to children.

Bruh, I totally gave her a Kentucky Coffee Creamer!

Fuckin' sweet, dude.

by Fuckhands McMike December 14, 2016

kitty creamer

A kitty creamer is a woman who knows exactly how how to make things cream with her pussy. She is amazing in bed and can seduce both men and women and prefers fucking both at the same time!

Her pussy knows how to get the cream, she's a real kitty creamer!

by fukeweagain February 22, 2019

creamers

A womans lactation station for warm fresh beverages, ushually beverages are served to babies. also known as breasts

look at the creamers on her.
i would play with her creamers.

by bananna jamma July 20, 2006

Croaker

A very tight necklace. Mainly associated with Gothic jewelry.

Her croaker matched her hairpiece perfectly.

by Jerry August 20, 2004

Irish Creamer

While brewing some coffee in the kitchen, you procure some anal from your partner. Just as you are about to ejaculate, you pull out, poor the hot coffee in the gaping anal cavity, and ejaculate into the coffee.

Michael gave April an Irish Creamer last night. She got third degree burns in her ass, but he wasn't really sure why it was called an Irish Creamer.

by notCanada February 14, 2010

Boston Creamer

When two gays are going at it, and one pulls out his wiener and it's covered in shit. The gay who was getting his butt plowed (Gay #1) then proceeds to jizz all over the other dude's doo doo covered wang. The Boston Creamer is then enjoyed by Gay #1.

"Jeff gave Kris a boston creamer last night." "Oh, I didn't know Kris was gay."

by Yo-Nai!!!! February 24, 2010