Crapshaith on a bapshaith

Poop on a stick

Also used as an exclamation of
frustration.

Crapshaith on a bapshaith derives from the Group X usage of Crapshaith, meaning poop/crap/fices stuff.

The term originated from the Bay Area and is most commonly used in the Heart of the Bay aka: Hayward.

"CRAPSHAITH ON A BAPSHAITH"

"What the crapshaith on a bapshaith"

"You're a crapshaith on a bapshaith"

by Queenofcheese March 6, 2009

crapet

The ugly, usually brown, carpet found in apartment complexes and rental houses.

I can't live here! This crapet hasn't been replaced in 10 years!

by Tinglemation May 24, 2006

crapsicle

the man's penis after anal sex. It most regularly appears on an anal slob.

"Man! My dick was like a crapsicle after last night with Liz!"

by Sasha H. May 30, 2005

crapscrabble

1. The act of defecation accompanied by a romping round of Scrabble.

"Dude, you up for a game of crapscrabble?"
"All right, but we're not sharing toilets again."

by roy corso February 17, 2006

shooting craps

Horrible diarrhea forcibly ejected from the bowels, generally after eating at a shady Las Vegas buffet.

"Where'd Nicola go?"

"After that all-you-can-eat surf-n-turf, I'm pretty sure he's shooting craps."

by Ohmyno September 1, 2013

crapel

A better way to say "chapel."

Davo: It's time for chapel! Yay!
Luis: Chapel? More like crapel.
Bobby Evans: Burn Almighty!

by HugeBreasticle March 31, 2005

crapistry

a long and chronological record documenting the significant events of crap

In today's crapisty lesson, we will discuss the latrines created by the Romans.

by Jamie Sommers July 26, 2004